I wonder what Hyrule's legal system even is. They have a monarchy, and they have guards, but they appear to have no courts of justice or legal codexes. Just a lot of mystic wobbly-woo that turns out to be a prophecy of some sort each time.

Clock Town was the closest thing to a functioning state apparatus with a mayor who solves local disputes and issues orders.

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Sorry, we were talking about loli Agitha, right? Yeah, I will pass.

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