It's true, all the fancy chemical alternatives they use in Diet Cock are actually far worse for the human body then what's in good old-fashioned Cock. Cock Zero is apparently as healthy as Diet Cock CLAIMS to be, but it tastes like shit so it's not worth it.

And yes, I did write all of that with a straight face.

I've heard that Diet Cock is less healthy than regular Cock, is this true??