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Samsung Invents Ass-Robot to Prove Phone Won't Bend complex.com fancypancakes: you had me at ass robot

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I imagine that the conversation that brought up this idea went something like this:
Customer: Why do your phones bend?
Samsung: What? They don't bend.
Customer: Brings out bent phone Then what's THIS?
Samsung: You had to have used power tools because our phones do NOT bend under normal circumstances.
Customer: You can't prove that! How would you even do that? Build some stupid-ass robot?
Samsung: An ass robot… THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

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