AI / Artificial Intelligence - This looks like something I would see out of the Headline Generator.

You know, I've heard that 1 out of 10 people say they would fuck a robot. Really makes you wonder what the hell is wrong with 90% of people.

I imagine that the conversation that brought up this idea went something like this:
Customer: Why do your phones bend?
Samsung: What? They don't bend.
Customer: Brings out bent phone Then what's THIS?
Samsung: You had to have used power tools because our phones do NOT bend under normal circumstances.
Customer: You can't prove that! How would you even do that? Build some stupid-ass robot?
Samsung: An ass robot… THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!