□ Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)08:24:42 No.22352309 >>22352392 >>22352421 22352510 22352569 Where I live I barely ever have soccermom issues BUT, this one time. be inna Santa Fe with my friend visiting his dad, and his dad's boyfriend (I know, but they're cool) >out at one of the outdoor type malls >l look over and see people with signs screaming about stuff >no idea who they are, oh wel >sick of looking at shoes with two gay men, so I head off alone go into a knife store ow and behold, they have a few holsters and stuff for sale >been CC'ing in a s----- uncomfortable holster all day >buy a nicer one >Ask store owner if I can swap out in the store as im doing this I notice a lady with a sign walking by she glances at me and see's my gun on the counter >the cashier was going to hide it for me but she walked by as I set it down. >Picks up her sign "OCCUPY NM" really big on it. Cont. Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)08 40 45 № 22352421 >-223524652-22352467 22352309 "oh boy here we go" I said quite loudly to the cashier and store owner. >Lady runs up "THATS ILLEGAL" >l shut my [Shrieking Intensifies] Store owner starts off "Ma'am, this is my store, he can have his gun in here if he wants to. Plus, he has a concealed permit" >"YOU MEAN YOU ADVOCATE PEOPLE SECRETLY CARRYING DEADLY WEAPONS?1?!? HOW DARE YO- >Store owner is walking away from her, face palming >cashier is looking really worried s"Jeff, the lady's just dumb, give her a break, stop. >"Caleb I can't deal with her in MY store messing with MY customers, LADY YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO GIT >I'm sitting there trying to get my new holster on as fast as I can Lady starts chanting some weird slogan about how guns kill or something, i had tuned her out >Her chants must have summoned others because I heard more voices, then looked out the window >her herd had gathered outside the store sall of them could see me putting my gun in my holster >Liberalism intensifies >Store owner come back and says "Lady, calm down or git, last chance." >Lady screams at him, calls him a pig >He raises up a mossberg 500 in full view of the crown and begins loading it. >every shell he put in he counts >click "1" click "2".. goes to five pumps the shotgun >The woman jumps on the floor and screams for help, she's being attacked >I'm standing there in shock >l tell the owner sorry but I need to go "no this happens at least once a day since these C---- (looks and yells at lady) showed up, you go on and have a good day" >walk out >crowd is yelling at me people clawing at my side muscle my way through >go run to my friend "dude let's go" >"why?" angry OCCUPY crowd marching our way >"What...the...f---...what did you even >drag him the f--- away find his dad and his bf >"Guys, c'mon, buy shoes later" (extreme gay voice) "Por que, I was just about to model them fors mi love >"LATER DO IT LATER" >"Si, ok, so pooshy >us 4 walk out >The crowd is just yelling at us as I dive into the car ロAnonymous 08/12/14(Tue)08:50:26 No.22352484 22223524982222352503 >>2 22352421 >Land whale throws her sign like a frisbee and in hits the car >(extreme gay voice again) >"WHO DID THIS" >friend's dad gets out >"WHO IS THE MOTHER..M------------ WHO DEED THEES" slady who threw it realizes her herd has not caught up yet. "WASS IT YOU BEECH?" >"YOU APOLOGIZE TO MI CAR OR I CALL LA POLICE" >lady is mindfucked to no end. A gay man is mad at her, and not on her side >She tries to run >He catches her >(gay and mexican accents intensify) "YOU APOLOGISE TO LA >He is now dragging this land cow to the car "APOLOGIZE >Lady mumbles sorry >"NOW KEES" (pushes her face into the window) "NOW GEET OUTTA MY FACE" >we drive home in silence CARRO PENCHE PUTA" DON'T TREAD ON ME And that's why I love my friend's gay dad as much as my own dad.

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□ Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)08:24:42 No.22352309 >>22352392 >>22352421 22352510 22352569 Where I live I barely ever have soccermom issues BUT, this one time. be inna Santa Fe with my friend visiting his dad, and his dad's boyfriend (I know, but they're cool) >out at one of the outdoor type malls >l look over and see people with signs screaming about stuff >no idea who they are, oh wel >sick of looking at shoes with two gay men, so I head off alone go into a knife store ow and behold, they have a few holsters and stuff for sale >been CC'ing in a s----- uncomfortable holster all day >buy a nicer one >Ask store owner if I can swap out in the store as im doing this I notice a lady with a sign walking by she glances at me and see's my gun on the counter >the cashier was going to hide it for me but she walked by as I set it down. >Picks up her sign "OCCUPY NM" really big on it. Cont. Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)08 40 45 № 22352421 >-223524652-22352467 22352309 "oh boy here we go" I said quite loudly to the cashier and store owner. >Lady runs up "THATS ILLEGAL" >l shut my [Shrieking Intensifies] Store owner starts off "Ma'am, this is my store, he can have his gun in here if he wants to. Plus, he has a concealed permit" >"YOU MEAN YOU ADVOCATE PEOPLE SECRETLY CARRYING DEADLY WEAPONS?1?!? HOW DARE YO- >Store owner is walking away from her, face palming >cashier is looking really worried s"Jeff, the lady's just dumb, give her a break, stop. >"Caleb I can't deal with her in MY store messing with MY customers, LADY YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO GIT >I'm sitting there trying to get my new holster on as fast as I can Lady starts chanting some weird slogan about how guns kill or something, i had tuned her out >Her chants must have summoned others because I heard more voices, then looked out the window >her herd had gathered outside the store sall of them could see me putting my gun in my holster >Liberalism intensifies >Store owner come back and says "Lady, calm down or git, last chance." >Lady screams at him, calls him a pig >He raises up a mossberg 500 in full view of the crown and begins loading it. >every shell he put in he counts >click "1" click "2".. goes to five pumps the shotgun >The woman jumps on the floor and screams for help, she's being attacked >I'm standing there in shock >l tell the owner sorry but I need to go "no this happens at least once a day since these C---- (looks and yells at lady) showed up, you go on and have a good day" >walk out >crowd is yelling at me people clawing at my side muscle my way through >go run to my friend "dude let's go" >"why?" angry OCCUPY crowd marching our way >"What...the...f---...what did you even >drag him the f--- away find his dad and his bf >"Guys, c'mon, buy shoes later" (extreme gay voice) "Por que, I was just about to model them fors mi love >"LATER DO IT LATER" >"Si, ok, so pooshy >us 4 walk out >The crowd is just yelling at us as I dive into the car ロAnonymous 08/12/14(Tue)08:50:26 No.22352484 22223524982222352503 >>2 22352421 >Land whale throws her sign like a frisbee and in hits the car >(extreme gay voice again) >"WHO DID THIS" >friend's dad gets out >"WHO IS THE MOTHER..M------------ WHO DEED THEES" slady who threw it realizes her herd has not caught up yet. "WASS IT YOU BEECH?" >"YOU APOLOGIZE TO MI CAR OR I CALL LA POLICE" >lady is mindfucked to no end. A gay man is mad at her, and not on her side >She tries to run >He catches her >(gay and mexican accents intensify) "YOU APOLOGISE TO LA >He is now dragging this land cow to the car "APOLOGIZE >Lady mumbles sorry >"NOW KEES" (pushes her face into the window) "NOW GEET OUTTA MY FACE" >we drive home in silence CARRO PENCHE PUTA" DON'T TREAD ON ME And that's why I love my friend's gay dad as much as my own dad.

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