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What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, poi? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my Shiratsuyu class in the Circle One program, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Abyssals, and I have over 300 confirmed kills poi. I am trained in navel warfare and I’m the top destroyer in the entire Imperial Japanese Navy poi. You are nothing to me but just another target poi. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words poi. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the INTANETTO poi? Think again, poi. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teitokus across Japan and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, poi. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life poi. You’re f------ dead, poi. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my default form poi. Not only am I extensively trained in poi combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Japanese Navy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little poi. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue poi. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn poi. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it poi. You’re f------ dead, poi.