Robocop On A Unicorn - Image #94,044

Robocop would win. What most people fail to remember is that Robocop is actually Jesus but in the future.

So what we're looking at here is Robot Jesus + Unicorn vs. Jesus + Raptor.

The unicorn has a magical element to it, and so does Jesus. However, once you give Jesus robot parts, you're dealing with magic squared + future technology.

So, if m is magic, f = future, and d = dinosaur, we're looking at two formulas:

m ²+f
and
m+d

f is already more in value than d, which is hardly ever more than 20000.

Therefore,

m ²+f > m+d

Mike Haggar… Just… MIKE "FUCKIN"

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