Musician 'Matt Farley' Explains The 'Your Name + Poop Song' TikTok Trend And Why He's Written So Many Songs About Poop
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/tg/ - once again /tg/s loves for monstergirls shines through
![□ Anonymous 03/13/14(Thu)19:41 No. 103638817 ] Replies: 22103639013 File: 1394754086478 ipg-(388 KB. 600x800, 1374451929399 jpg) ■El exhentai The rise of monster girls shows the perceptions of modern man >Monsters were things to be feared >Ugly, hideous, cannibalistic and animals >In these modern times we have conquered our fear of the dark and the darkest places of the universe >Now we fantasize about f------ those things that existed in the woods were people vanished >Romancing those things that went bump in the night >Marrying and having children with things we used to tell stories of to scare children with How far we have come](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/637/2bd.jpg)
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![Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)15:45 No. 18858424 [!12218858489 2218858797 2218860391 Be slightly overweight redheaded baker's daughter >Have a crush on the blacksmith's son >He doesn't even know I exist, spends all his time with some blonde bimbo >They get betrothed >Feelsbadman >Mystic shows up, tells the blonde girl she's the chosen one, and that the blacksmith's son must stay behind to craft her the ultimate armor Still care about the blacksmith's son, lovesick as all hell >He devotes himself entirely to his work Often forgets to eat >l bring him food and drink every day. He never says anything, but the empty plates are left out every evening >Drought, years of poor harvests due to growing evil (why hasn't that blonde bitch done something about it yet. Well?" >Father dies, I have to assume control of the bakery >Food is expensive due to the dark times Still feeding the blacksmith's son >Frequently skip meals so he can stay healthy Eventually, he finishes with the armor Waits patiently for the blonde girl to come claim it >She never does >Defeats the ultimate evil without it >Blacksmith's son is inconsolable Anonymous 04125/12(Wed)15:51 No.18858489 [!]2218858569 2218858577 2218859183 2218860391 lt takes a while, but he eventually comes out of his rut >We get married, have a daughter >He's frequently distant, doesn't take as much interest in the family >Still the best blacksmith in the kingdom >He refuses to sell any of the equipment he makes, however, so I have to keep our family afloat with the bakery (harvests are good, so grain is plentiful again) >Years pass.. .he grows more depressed, stops working entirely >l always try to keep his spirits up, but there's no helping it this time >He gets ill, dies with the blonde girl's name on his lips >Realize Ive wasted my entire life caring for him. □ Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)15:59 N. 18858569 [ ! ] nolulz.jpg (68 KB, 500x316) igdb google no lulz □ Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)15:59 No. 18858577 [ ! ] >> 18858601 >> 18858636 >> 18858671 >>188591832> 18860391 Be the daughter of a world-famous blacksmith and a humble baker woman. >Grow up constantly seeking my father's approval >He spends all of his time working on masterwork equipment, ignores me and mom >Mom is visibly depressed all the time, but stays solely devoted to dad I grow up basically unnoticed by my father, wind up taking on responsibilities in the household I should have to >Gather wood/coal/etc. for him to burn in his forge >Do all the repairs on our home >Keep my mother safe from suitors in the village, thuggish adventurers, the riffraff that's always coming through to see the hometown of the 'chosen one >Become tough through hard work >Dad dies Mom stops tending the bakery, barely speaks, forgets to eat >l start going through my father's old works, trying to sell off anything that can keep the bills paid. It's all great work, but far too expensive for anyone in our village or any of the caravans to afford □ Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)16:07 No. 18858671 [ ! ] >>18858832 >> 188591832218860391 >Come across a pristine suit of armor, sword, and shield in the attic >My heart begins to beat rapidly. I've not lived long, but this sight is the most beautiful I've yet seen >l can't help myself. I don the armor, strap on the shield, and hold the sword. >It all fits perfectly, and the weight is negligible >Realize that this is THE equipment that made my father famous. Yet, it's never been used >A mixture of desperation and excitement crystallize into resolve inside me l leave home that night without saying goodbye >Fall in with a group of pilgrims that follow the path of the "Chosen One", visiting places of significance to that quest. >They pay me to keep them safe >The money is good. Enough for me to live on, and to send money back to mom. >Dont pay much attention to the stories they talk about. I'm not a hero; just a girl who does what she has to Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)16:19 No.18858832 [218858858 2218858871 2218858884 2218858905 18858906 22 18858911 >Years pass. The work for pilgrims is beneath my abilities, so I seek harder, more profitable work >Find myself entering dungeons by myself, slaying mythical beasts, and uncovering treasures untold >A mystic approaches me one day >Tells me that there is a task that only I can complete, and that accomplishing it will earn me the rule of this kingdom >Know enough of the pilgrim's stories to see the similarities >Against my better judgement, I undertake the quest he gives me >Eventually, I meet an awkward young mage who aids me in my travels >The end of the quest draws niglh >We ascend the tower of a powerful Lich, with the intent to slay him >As we near the Lich's lair, I hear laughter >A bolt of pure energy strikes me in the back, paralyzing me and knocking me to the ground >The mage who I thought was my friend stands over me Yes,yes..you'll make a fine servant. Much more powerful than that pathetic Queen ever was..." >His face melts away, revealing the skeletal visage of a Lich >l remember the stories of the Chosen One, how she defeated the ultimate evil without the ultimate armor >Anger wells up in me >Ive got my father's sword armor >My mother's strength of heart >l won't falter here >l close my hand around the grip sword, forcing myself to my feet by sheer force of will >The Lich is visibly shocked, but has no time to react. >l strike him down with everything that I am Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)16:33 No. 18859000 F5 ing like the FIST OF THE M----------- NORTH STAR! Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)16:22 No.18858858 [!] Please make this into a good end, please Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)16:23 No.18858871 [!] It all makes sense now! Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)16:24 No.1 884 InarefManlyTe (229 KB, 640x480) igdb google Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)16:25 No. 18858905 [!] If you dont make this into a good end where blacksmith finnaly admits he loves the bakers daughter and they live happly after in haven IWILL RIP OUT YOUR M------------ SPINE AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH IT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/940/699/725.png "the blacksmith part 2")
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