JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Remember that time when Homer and Mr Burns became stand users and were rather bad at that job?

Wait… Ghandi's on Homer side…
Mr Burns's fucked!

I'm only disappointed with Abe.

Mao has the commie arms, Teddy has the Bigger Stick, Gandhi is the no more Mr. Passive Resistance we know and love, Ramses just works… But Abe? He's a natural born lumberjack back in the day that meant just you and a bit of steel versus 200 feet of mahogany, and he has a sword duel under his belt. Bare-handed would work even better.