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In 2010, an American teenager was tragically killed after insulting a man online who turned out to be someone with over 300 confirmed kills in the navy seals, The perpetraton tracked him down using a secret network of spies he had positioned all over the US. When asked about this during an interview, the mother of the young teenager's eyes glazed over She simply said, "He wiped him the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen FakeassFacts.com

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American teenager killed by navy seal


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From the OSP video "Pope Fights", regarding a series of rude letters sent between Pope Boniface VIII and King Philip IV of France, regarding this little matter of Boniface having murdered his predecessor, Celestine V.
What in the wolf did ya just howlin' say about me, ya little milksop? I'll have ya know I was throned the top of my tribe in the Kingdom of the Russ, -and I've been involved in numerous executions of traitor Primarchs, -and I have over 300 million confirmed kills. I am trained in wolf warfare and I am the top CQC-expert in all of the Imperium Ye are NOTHIN' to me -but just ANOTHER NANCY LIONLOVER BITCH-
Dialogue edited in by me. Victoria would originally rant about how she ran off on her wedding day.
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