Super Smash Brothers - No more monkey business...

What makes this funny is realizing that this very much Tumblr feminist-caliber logic, so imagining a legitimately pissed talking monkey typing this is just too good. Melee & Brawl were uncapable of being patched, Fox was nerfed in the PAL version of Melee, and Meta Knight was substantially nerfed going into Smash 4 -- so much to the point that he's rarely even seen in tournaments.

Seriously, this is fucking gold. XD

…Did Diddy Kong himself write this comment?

Actually, this becomes ten times more hilarious if you read this in his voice from the Donkey Kong Country CGI cartoon.