Steven Universe - Jasper Brannigan & Peri-Kif by phoenixkenny

Why is this so accurate and perfect?

Jasper: Peri, destroy these gems with the lasers. Then you can get back to making my sandwich.

Peridot: 'sigh'. What kind would you like?

Jasper: All of them. I'm feeling especially victorious today with a hunger to match.

Peridot: 'sigh' Right away, ma'am.

Peridot: [dejected sigh]