Marth's Grab Range - For Glory Bingo

You ever notice how Link-players in For Glory always start by throwing the boomerang and then firing an arrow?
(Audience laughs)
I can only imagine what's going on in their heads:
"I've got him now! He'll keep running forward until he hits the boomerang, and then I'll use that extra time to charge my arrow so I can finish him off!"
(Audience laughs)
And then you foil their plan by just jumping over their attacks, and they're like "That's it, I'm out of ideas."
(Audience laughs as the screen fades to black)

I got some more for you
“Japanese player leaves as soon as you get matched up with them (can happen several times in a row)”
“Leave a match with a player, start again and get matched up with that exact person again”
“Opponent sits at the results screen for ten years after every single round”
“Luigi player throwing a Fireball then running in and trying to grab, every single time”
"Luigi player whose only combo is down throw + random aerials (similar to Mario's down throw + up tilt)"
“Opponent using their stall-then-fall down air (like Toon Link) every time you're below them”
"Accidental footstool kill"
“Sonic spamming side B + jump + aerial”
"Opponent loses the first stock of the match, then starts desperately spamming smash attacks and gets slaughtered for it"
“Play as Ganon, grab your edge guarder with Dark Dive and get killed anyway because Dark Dive is unarguably the worst move in the game”