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Listen up, you little s---! I'll have you know I graduated high school and college at the top of my class! I was captain of my college wrestling team! Even after I graduated, I was respected and revered! That's how I became a politician! I have a villa on a thousand acres in Hawaii! I married a beautiful model who's 25 years younger than me! I pay 50 times more in taxes than ordinary people! I've defeated every enemy that I've faced! I'll eventually become President! I AM SENATOR WILSON PHILLIPS! YOU'LL GET LIFE IN PRISON FOR THIS! YOU HEAR ME? LIFE IN PRISON!