"And here we see the thirsty bird in its natural habitat. Watch as it jealously protects its nest from would be intruders

This does not deter the male college drop out, however, and soon the thirsty bird will have to find a new home in the eternal salt plains."

"Okay, Pearl… We're gonna have sex now. You can leave or stay, it's up to you. But whatever happens, happens." Maybe that's why she's so awkward around him… Traumatic visions…

Actually, I now want a gif of Pearl sinking into the Rose hair like Homer into the hedges…