"Hush little snake girl, don’t be sad
Darling surely won’t be mad
Next week 2 girls will try to steal your man
You will need a brand new plan
You’ll burn your hands while cooking
Because you won’t be looking
You’ll accidentally poison their food
And then, it’s gonna get really lewd
Who knew that shedding your skin flakes
Would help raise his trouser snake?"

"Don't die on me, patient!"