Morty: Rick! Damnit Rick! you-you can't just sleep with random members of the crystal gems! What do you think the Steven Universe fandom- What do you think they'll say about this?!

(Pearl cleans self in the background)

Rick: (gulps from flask) I don't,uaaaah, know Morty, a(uuuurrpp)plause?

Morty: No Rick! You just don't get it! You don't get it at all! Th-they're a blood thirsty and warlike fandom They won't just take it lying down!

(Pearl folds the sheets, fluffs the pillows and walks out in the background)

Looks like Pearl’s hit rock bottom….

And Rick just hit into a rock's bottom….