Notes:

For a start, f------ hell. Tifa's still got plenty big boobs. I mean don't get me wrong, I think the big boobs thing had its place in the 1990s when computer graphics were still not very sophisticated and exaggerated body features helped to differentiate characters, but in today's 4K world it's hardly an issue any more. Like I said before, I think FFVII fanboys/girls are like Shrodinger's cat insofar as they want a game that's exactly the same but completely different at the same time. And secondly, even if you still think it's so terrible, hello, this Tomb Raider game came out 6 years ago. It's not as if you haven't had enough advanced warning of what they were going to do to classic videogame characters.