Notes:

Listen you dumbfucks, planes cannot fly, they are too heavy. Aviation is nothing but a giant fraud. Imagine thinking a giant clump of metal can leave the ground just because of muh wing curvature.

When you are on a plane and look outside, it's just a film being projected on a screen. Ever been on a long haul flight? Noticed how eager the flight attendants are to close all windows blinds once the night sets in? It's because that's the time when they need to change the film roll and they don't want you to witness it.

Actually the "flight time" is just the time they need to change the theatre backdrop outside to make you think you really went to different place. Few years ago, I "flew" to the USA, it was all just cardboard, houses were literally made of paper mâché. They didn't even bother to build a convincing set.

Also in case of emergency never, I say NEVER, put on the oxygen mask. It's nerve gas to kill each and everyone, because somebody on board uncovered the charade and they don't want the word to leave the cabin by any means.