Breaking News: John Pork is Alive, Tim Cheese Did Not Kill Him In a shocking turn of events, rumors surrounding the death of John Pork have been debunked. For days, the internet was buzzing with speculation that Tim Cheese was involved in a fatal altercation with the beloved figure, but authorities have now confirmed that John Pork is alive and well. The confusion began when an online video surfaced showing the two figures in a heated exchange, leading to widespread claims of John Pork’s demise. However, after a thorough investigation, it has been confirmed that the reports were exaggerated, and John Pork’s health is stable. Fans worldwide can now breathe a sigh of relief, as the unlikely duo continues to be the subject of online jokes and memes. Tim Cheese, for his part, has denied any involvement in any harm toward John Pork, citing a misunderstanding. Stay tuned for further updates.