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Well, since the other one died, here is a another one. Just roleplay and shit, I don't care.

pollux walks into a bar in canada
"i am a huge faggot"

captain blubber walks into a bar in canada
"i am a huge faggot"

Everyone walks into a bar in canada
We're all huge faggots!

i walk into a bar of faggots

"niiiiice"

Walks into the roleplay thread
"Something about faggots"

12 faggots walk into a bar

we'll call it #knowyourmeme

Walks into Forum Games
Riff-Raff is leaking

pollux clears his throat
"This community is shit, see you in a couple of days."

Stop shitposting guys, the roleplaying has to be at least coherent

Mi-Gos come out of freakin nowhere to invade the thread.

General Ignia Delphox has entered the thread
Ignia: Server reset?

After two thousand years, the Meme Men have awoken!

Who shall defend the faggots hiding in the bar?

The Enclave shall take over! Colonel Autumn, lead your troops into battle!

Stop Dornan! These enemies are dangerous!

No! Don't listen to him! just do your shit, Dornan.

My scientists did some research on these "Mi-Gos" so I'll send a verti-assualt team immediately.

Sees what all the commotion is while in side the bar reading a newspaper.

Proceeds to kill everyone in the thread, ending the fun for everyone.

THE FUN
ENDS
HERE

Everyone and everything is dead. GG WP.

"Wow, rude."

blubber: "you are suspended"

From the heavens Shub-Niggurath, Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Youngs, descends down to change the very life on Earth to match her distorted view of what life is.

From the frozen wastes of Canada Ithaqua, The Wind Walker and Lord of all Windigos, use his diabolical powers to cast a never ending blizzard on both Canada and North America.

And in the shadows Nyarlathotep, The Crawling Chaos, plots for his ultimate goal on bring about the end of days for both humanity and Earth.

Walks into a bar
"I'll have a rye and ginger"
Everyone else is drinking and having a good time since this is just a regular bar
End of roleplay

Verti-Assualt team leader here and what the hell happened here?!

Speedwagon has not been killed, he was hiding his underground speedwagon foundation bunker while being protected by his protege Joseph Joestar.

Asura has killed himself and cannot participate in this thread anymore.

walks into a bar that contains pollux, captain blubber, everyone, Ox Doxon, Asura, and 12 faggots

Wow, is this the KnowYourMeme reunion?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! MY FACE FEASTS ON BULLETS AND I DEMAND SOME. DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE FROM STARVATION? SANDWICH OF BULLETS ALL OVER MY FACE NOW. BEEP, I'M SORRY MISTER MCSHOOTY CAN'T TALK WITH YOU NOW, SHOOT HIS FACE AFTER THE BEEP. BEEP HERE WE HAVE A ROMANTIC LOVE STORY BETWEEN MY FACE AND BULLETS. SHOOT MY FACE TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENDS BETWEEN THEM. DO YOU NOT WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY? AAAAAAAAAHH- JUST SHOOT ME IN THE FACE ! ITS FACE-SHOOTING DAY. RESPECT OUR ANCIENT TRADITIONS OF SHOOTING FACES BY SHOOTING BY GODAMN FACE! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE C'MON!

walks into the bar
Hey guys, what's going o-
walks out

Captain Rottenbeard has no business dealing with this Halloween bullshit.

You don't like Halloween?!?

YOU MUST DIE!

walks into the bar
looks around
walks out
cries

WHY IS MY FACE NOT FULL OF BULLETS RIGHT NOW? IT ISN'T SO HARD ISN'T IT. HERE'S THE WHOLE MATHEMATICAL CALCULATION: BULLETS x GUNS + AIM x MY FACE = SHOOT ME IN THE FACE. BULLETS AND FACES, BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. RIGHT NOW, DO IT, SHOOT ME IN THE FACE. NOT THE LEG, NOT THE ARM, NOT MY TESTICLES, RIGHT IN MY FRICKING FACE. DING DONG, HELLO MISTER FACE, BULLETS IS WAITING FOR YOU IN THE ENTRANCE! QUICKLY, FASTER, STRONGER, SHOOT ME IN THE FACE. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? SHOOT ME IN THE FACE NOW. Okay I give up, clearly you are not going to do it. Maybe its time for me to consider a new career and follow my dreams of

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE NOW

walks into bar
Wow these faggots are more of a faggot than OP. Oh there it is!
turns the fuck around and walks the fuck out.

walks into bar
woah so much faggots this is my dream

shoots you in the face
Are you happy now?

THANK YOU.
dies

“No tears please. It's a waste of good suffering.”

I am Cyrus, the Great King, King of Kings, King of Nations, King on this Earth, son of Cambyses, son of Cyrus, son of Teispes, son of Achaemenes! I am the ruler of Anshan and Media, King of Babylon and Assur! Ahura Mazda has bestowed kingship upon me. I rule through this Persian people. If anyone among you thinks, "Let me be without fear," join with this Persian people and a thousand years of good fortune will come upon your household!

Me? Die?

Tis only the beginning.

you guys need to stop making these threads

Should I remove the bodies?
There are a lot of 'em

Godzilla lumbers into the bar

sees the metric fuckton of scrubs, whose faggotry makes them indistinguishable from OP

promptly farts, giving everyone cancer, and leaves