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You have 5 possible choices from classic movies Terminator, The Birds, and The Book of Eli, and the L4D zombie apocalypse (trust me, I know it's L4D), or you could just be unsuitable and screwed for any of them.

I got Terminator.

I got terminator also, hell it's better then a insane amount of zombies. Plus robots are easy to destroy if you got a good EMP. As long I'm not in the matrix or anything like that I'm okay with a robot Apocalypse.
Besides…I always wanted to be part machine…so why not become one with them?

The one that ain't so bad.

Barren Wasteland…

BRING IT ON.

^
(Picks Up Rocket Launcher)
Let's Go.

I got Terminator apocalypse too. Those things are hard to kill, bro.

Zombie Apocalypse.
Man, so cool.

This thing is kinda' inefficient.

i got bird swarm

¿how hard it can be to kill some bir-

I'd die quickly in every scenario…Dammit…

That's a very funny short story if you ever had the chance to read it.

It's a fast read and worth the time reading it just for the end.

Zombies… fudge yeah…

I got zombie apocalypse. Awesome.

Oh cool, I got barren wasteland.

Lucky for me, I've been practicing.

(Shouldn't this be a JFF thread?)

Looks like I'll be joining Ric, Katie and RF in the Terminator apocalypse

See you guys at the resistance meeting I guess.

Bird Swarm Apocalypse.

I want to see if they can attack me once I make myself part machine, yes they might try to control my brain unless it's in pure rage of a war cry.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

Birds? I eat birds for lunch! And dinner! Not breakfast though, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Terminator? HA. F**k that, years of playing Fallout have me ready for the Barren Wasteland apocalypse.

Bring it on, mutants.

No Water World? LAME. I want to loot floating scrap-metal villages via jet-ski.

I got zombie apocalypse. attaches chainsaw to hand LEZ DO THIS!

Anybody know any good movies in this genre that have been released recently?

I know The Road was a good one.

I mean there needs to be more of these Apocalypse movies, they can have a large variety of seriousness, politics, culture, you name it, and and all you gotta do is dress up as a hobo.

Alfred Hitchcock movie it is then

Barren Wasteland, mates

Let's do this.

Barren Wasteland Apocalypse

Whatever, cuz

Ric as a robot
…

Bird Swarm Apocalypse.

If I had to choose…

Either water world or post-asteroid impact barren wasteland.

I've made my choice up, thinking long and hard, I am legend is the best one.

As a human, FUCK YEAH!

Zombie Apocalypse.

Come at me, Karma Charger.

Bird Swarm.

There needs to be an apocalypse with zombie bird terminators in a barren wasteland.

What about aliens?

Terminator. Especially knowing that I'd be humanity's only hope.

Terminator Apocalypse.


I AM READY

So for the Terminator Apocalypse we have:

-Me
-Ric
-RussianFedora
-Katie
-Citation
-Ideo
-Eridan

Good, that's a big enough team to destroy a key Terminator factory

Here's the plan:
I'll crash the Skynet operating system to provide a distraction, Russian you will plant the nuke under the factory since you are good at nuking things, Eridan we will need your magic to get past defenses. Citation…you are probably going to die in combat…sorry. Everyone else grab your shotgun and prepare move out.

One of you better not be a Terminator.

That's the "barren wasteland" one. When the movie Waterworld came out, the movie reviewer in the local paper said, "Here's a way to save some money: If you want to see Waterworld, go to the video store and rent Mad Max, and watch it with your aquarium in front of the TV."

Definitely missing from that short list of apocalyptic scenarios is nuclear war, a popular '80s theme for movies. I personally highly recommend Miracle Mile:

Zombie apocalypse.

I've got all i need.

Barren Wasteland.

I am SET for this thing! YEAH!

Good luck, radiation and energy weapons!

I am not a terminator….

Count me in for the barren wasteland!
Like everybody all that time spent on watcing desert punk, hokuto no ken and playing fallout MUST be worth something (And also fallen earth).