1. David (after dentist) is wearing a Florida Gator shirt, the sports team in Gainesville, FL.
2. I live there.
3. People with faculty connections in my kindergarten-thru-12th school tell me that he was transferred into this school.
I want to look him up in the school yearbook, but I don’t know his last name. Does anyone know? No, I won’t bother him about it, but the originator of a meme is like a unicorn; no touching, but you have to see him if you’re given the chance.
If all else fails, I just have to look through the elementary shool photos and the first names, and I’ll probably recognize him. Wish me luck.