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if your not black metal enough GtfO!

Is Pantera heavy enough?

Bal-sagoth is Black metal, isn't it ?

Tomberry Win!

Captain Fail.
this tree is more black metal then Pantera

Okay, okay, how about Warrant?

They're pretty metal.

Captain's troooooooollliiiiiiiiin.

Oh, you got me Chris.

Now Garth Brooks, he's metal.

Or at least Chris Gaines.

inb4 HackerOnHacker posts in this thread.

Amidoinitrite?

Jostin you just won 5 internets

Mike Patton is more metal than any black metal band could ever hope for.

No. Owl City is some metal

NSBM ist Krieg! Have some Syny Severa.

Ooh! Black Metal, I love Paramore!

i hate troll season

But everyone loves ROLL season!

This thread is now about black metal.

Here's some Abbath.

Sorry, couldn't control myself.
Speaking of trolls, here's some Trollech:

amidoinitrite now guiz???

One word: Fintroll

^Does somebody want a hug?

@Chris
Awesome song…but isn't Fintroll Viking Metal?

Sure, but I was going for "Troll Metal"

@Chris
Ah, yes, your logic is undeniable :D

I used to like Finntroll. ('-' )

I still do like Finntroll. They make me smile.

Korpiklaani anyone?

(Sorry guiz, vearing away from BLACK again >_<)

Yes. I do like some Korpiklaani.

Whoop! I thought it was probably relevant at this particular point in the thread ;)

Korpiklaani's pretty cool. Not really my preference, though. As far as folk metal goes, I like Myrkgrav.

@HackeronHacker
I've not heard of them, but I'll have a listen later :)

Myrkgrav is truly excellent. It's the one-man project of Lars Jensen, who also has a very awesome sweater.

That is one awesome sweater. He kinda looks like a friend of mine from back in High School…

Listening to the band right now. Pretty good.
Sweater: awesome.
Fiddle: fail. needs more strings.

I have yet to see a picture of Mr. Jensen without his sweater. In the one picture where he wasn't wearing it, you can see it on the rack behind him.

Wait a sec, Paramore is dark metal? Aren't they alternative?

P.S WOOO Paramore! :P

@ Andrew

how about The Mighty Mighty Bosstones?

wait, they're hardcore ska…oops

What about them ?

On a completely related note…

Metallica, anyone?

As Papa Het's guitar once said, EET FUK.

Time to put a cap on this thread with the best metalhead on the planet.
Nobody can top it.

Her metal is more metal than anybody on this thread.

Actually, Tristan, I can top that.

I see your Justin Bieber…
And raise.

Only the first High School Musical? Nice try.
I raise you:

Que Loco Son estos gringos Y quien en la Gran Puta es Ese Justin Bieber? mi Cago en su Madre

Anyway, has anyone heard about Varg's upcoming album? He's finally returning to black metal.
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/news.php?newsid=11579

The first paragraph of his rant is the best. Gotta love Varg. He never changes.

here, it is made of black metal. well, black iron, but that counts doesn't it?