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These should be the actors:

Scout-Casey Affleck
Soldier-Mel Gibson
Pyro-any guy since his face is never shown and speaks only in mumbles
Demoman-Seal
Heavy-Jean Claude Van Damme
Engineer-Billy Bob Thornton
Medic-Christoph Waltz
Sniper-Russel Crowe
Spy-Jean Reno

This is just my opinion, that is as long Uwe Boll stays away from this project :P

WHO WILL PLAY SANDVICH?

SANDVICH WILL BE TYRA BANKS!

walken for medic.

@Adam Deland:

For the Pyro, don't you mean any GIRL since HER face is never shown and she speaks only in mumbles?

Scout-Nicholas Cage
Soldier-Nicholas Cage
Pyro-Nicholas Cage
Demoman-Nicholas Cage
Heavy-Nicholas Cage
Engineer-Nicholas Cage
Medic-Nicholas Cage
Sniper-Nicholas Cage
Spy-Nicholas Cage

Pyro is a girl, I think she should be played by Kate Beckinsale

No, she would be veeeeery masculine looking, like

Gentlemen.

SCOUT IS CONAN O'BRIEN

"Jean Claude Van Damme is back in the same crap you've seen over.
And over.
And over again!"

'Cept how can anyone do badly in a TF2 movie? Such a thing is madness.

scout is

This would be the ultimate cast:
Scout- Marlon Brando (when he was young)
Soldier- John Wayne
Pyro- Eli Wallach
Demoman- Sammy Davis Junior
Heavy- Jack Black (Without hair)
Engineer- Bruce Willis
Medic-John Hurt
Sniper- Clint Eastwood (had to put him in somewhere)
Spy- Serge Gainsbourg

Scout is

The Announcer is

Scout is…

Delicious

if the scout had to be someone, it could be his voice actor.
Nathan

This just in

@Erwinator: Fake movie is fake

@Erwinator Chuck norris = engie.

I wouldn't have it any other way…

@Erwinator

only a dream cast.

@Deland

Dont Worry Just

@CjayS

He hits the sentry's into submission.

STEPHEN COLBERT AS THE MEDIC?!

Why do I feel like that make sense…?

if a tf2 movie was made, it would be a cartoon

Conan O'Brien as Scout
Harrison Ford as Soldier
Mark Hammil as Spy