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So in every Christmas movie ever, Santa Claus is real, right?
Ever noticed the parents don't believe in Santa?
THEN WHAT ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF PRESENTS THAT MAGICALLY APPEAR UNDER THEIR TREE EVERY FREAKING YEAR.
Discuss.
Santa wasn't real in any of the movies and the children were actually in mental institutions.
Santa was created by the Coca-Cola Company and noted political cartoonist Thomas Nast, who also created Uncle Sam. This information was acquired in AP US History.
In addition, the Tooth Fairy was your dad sneaking into your room with money, God is dead, and Equestria is a fictional land created by Hasbro in the 80s.
Oh, and Snape kills Dumbledore.
Santa is a stalker. He enjoys watching people in their most private moments.
Santa's not real?
HolyCrapItsBob wrote:
Santa is a stalker. He enjoys watching people in their most private moments.
They think Christmas trees drop presents like fruit.
But only once a year, of course. If they've been lobbed off at the trunk and left marinating in a bowl of water. And it only happens when everyone is asleep.
Cite wrote:
So in every Christmas movie ever, Santa Claus is real, right?
Ever noticed the parents don't believe in Santa?
THEN WHAT ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF PRESENTS THAT MAGICALLY APPEAR UNDER THEIR TREE EVERY FREAKING YEAR.
Discuss.
Santa Claus is like God. He can bend space and time, make presents appear from nothing and give them to all the good children of the planet in the turn of a night.
But when he stops giving presents to you because you are old enough to gain them by yourself, you stop beliving it does exist.
Fridge wrote:
Santa was created by the Coca-Cola Company and noted political cartoonist Thomas Nast, who also created Uncle Sam. This information was acquired in AP US History.
In addition, the Tooth Fairy was your dad sneaking into your room with money, God is dead, and Equestria is a fictional land created by Hasbro in the 80s.
Oh, and Snape kills Dumbledore.
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Actually, Santa Claus is the most beloved character close to being a terrorist. I mean, he can enter your home without being noticed, he controls lots and lots of gnomes/elfs/whatever (like a Drug Cartel, to say the least) and he also steals millions of dollars worth of toys. ALSO: He flies!
The USSR wasn't the red terror, Santa Claus is.
It's all just a dream.
Fridge wrote:
Santa was created by the Coca-Cola Company and noted political cartoonist Thomas Nast, who also created Uncle Sam. This information was acquired in AP US History.
In addition, the Tooth Fairy was your dad sneaking into your room with money, God is dead, and Equestria is a fictional land created by Hasbro in the 80s.
Oh, and Snape kills Dumbledore.
Fridge wrote:
Santa was created by the Coca-Cola Company and noted political cartoonist Thomas Nast, who also created Uncle Sam. This information was acquired in AP US History.
In addition, the Tooth Fairy was your dad sneaking into your room with money, God is dead, and Equestria is a fictional land created by Hasbro in the 80s.
Oh, and Snape kills Dumbledore.
Christmas was so much more entertaining when I still believed in Santa….
Cite wrote:
So in every Christmas movie ever, Santa Claus is real, right?
Ever noticed the parents don't believe in Santa?
THEN WHAT ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF PRESENTS THAT MAGICALLY APPEAR UNDER THEIR TREE EVERY FREAKING YEAR.
Discuss.
It's supposed to be an argument for atheists. The parents represent atheists, and Santa represents God.
It doesn't work very well because the present thing never happens in real life, though.
Fridge wrote:
Santa was created by the Coca-Cola Company and noted political cartoonist Thomas Nast, who also created Uncle Sam. This information was acquired in AP US History.
In addition, the Tooth Fairy was your dad sneaking into your room with money, God is dead, and Equestria is a fictional land created by Hasbro in the 80s.
Oh, and Snape kills Dumbledore.
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