We need to come up with a plan to end SpongeBob as soon as possible. Any suggestions.
Plan #1: Put SpongeBob's crew on a boat and then love and tolerate them to death.
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We need to come up with a plan to end SpongeBob as soon as possible. Any suggestions.
Plan #1: Put SpongeBob's crew on a boat and then love and tolerate them to death.
Plan #2: Put it on the Hub. It won't even last more than two seasons.
lolPlan #3: Raid the studio with a squad of N7s.
Granted, that's my usual solution to most issues on a garden world, but if Commander Shepard is that damn good, who's to say other N7s can't be as good?
Plan #4: Let Family Guy feature it.
Add celebrty (spelling ) Humor?
RandomMan wrote:
Plan #4: Let Family Guy feature it.
They did it 2 times, bro, and it made the show even worse.
Plan #5, Re-Air Old Episodes frequently and murder Viacom for their asanine ways of making this show "good", and try to save the show afterwards.
Plan #5: Stop watching it.
Plan #6: Make thread requesting others find ways to put down Spongebob.
Plan #7: Somehow find a picture of Spongebob ripping his pants to humiliate him…
Alex>_> wrote:
Plan #7: Somehow find a picture of Spongebob ripping his pants to humiliate him…
That has already been done.
Ansem the Seeker of Lolcats wrote:
We need to come up with a plan to end SpongeBob as soon as possible. Any suggestions.
Plan #1: Put SpongeBob's crew on a boat and then love and tolerate them to death.
Plan #9:
Plan #10: Troll the Nickelodeon's, Viacom's, and Butch Hartman's twitter account. Butch Hartman is not the creator of SpongeBob but instead the creator of Fairly Oddparents (another dying show that has been on air far too long and lost all its quality).
Lol no don't do that
Ansem the Seeker of Lolcats wrote:
Plan #10: Troll the Nickelodeon's, Viacom's, and Butch Hartman's twitter account. Butch Hartman is not the creator of SpongeBob but instead the creator of Fairly Oddparents (another dying show that has been on air far too long and lost all its quality).
Lol no don't do that
Is this supposed to be a raid now.
Plan #11: In order to cancel SpongeBob, we're going to… play a children's card game with his crew! Dun-dun-duuuuun! This will be no ordinary card game. This card game will take place… on a boat!
Plan #12: Stop caring about a subject that is both unstoppable and completely negligible, even though you dislike it.
MDFification wrote:
Plan #6: Make thread requesting others find ways to put down Spongebob.
Plan #13: Sew Nickelodeon and hire a very good lawyer.
Plan #14: It is exactly the same as Plan #11 except we get donuts when we succeed.
Plan #15: Don't double post.
Plan #16: Time travel and stop it from getting made.
lol time paradox.
Plan 16: Do nothing, I'm sure the series will end soon enough.
Plan 17: We boycott. Because that totally works, right guys?
can someone gimme a backstory here?
🅱ank 🅱ill wrote:
can someone gimme a backstory here?
I'll give you a backstory.
The backstory of how I ripped… my pants…
It's simple. We kill the Batman.
Plan #18: SpongeBob is worth $8 billion, two-thirds of Viacom's current value. We need to somehow devalue him. Then Hasbro will buy the rights to him and air it on the Hub so that he will be canceled.
Actually, Spongebob was one of my favorite shows back then but now the humor has gone stale….
Good-bye childhood!
Plan #19: Give 4Kids enough money to buy the franchise. They kill everything.
Wheatley wrote:
Plan #19: Give 4Kids enough money to buy the franchise. They kill everything.
Horrible idea. They should stay bankrupt.
Mexx Android wrote:
Actually, Spongebob was one of my favorite shows back then but now the humor has gone stale….
Good-bye childhood!
Haven't we already realized that?
Our childhood has been destroyed by modernism, the shitty kind modernism, where there are stale jokes and culture references that are bad as Hitler himself.
Modernism is in Crash Bandicoot.
Modernism is in Disney.
Modernism is in everything now.
Our Childhood related to Television has been ruined
Thank god for the Internet.
Karmacharged wrote:
Haven't we already realized that?
Our childhood has been destroyed by modernism, the shitty kind modernism, where there are stale jokes and culture references that are bad as Hitler himself.
Modernism is in Crash Bandicoot.Modernism is in Disney.
Modernism is in everything now.
Our Childhood related to Television has been ruined
Thank god for the Internet.
Wasn't modernism already in existence back then?….
(Example: 90's disney shows?)
Mexx Android wrote:
Wasn't modernism already in existence back then?….
(Example: 90's disney shows?)
2004 Modernism, that was just the paradox that created this incident, you know, the time where Johnny Test was released as a TV Show on Cartoon Network?
Then, Out Of Jimmys Head appeared… that was a shit stain that created multiple shit stains that created this mess.
Cale wrote:
I'll give you a backstory.
The backstory of how I ripped… my pants…
I thought that I had everybody on my side.
But then I went and blew it, all sky high
ConnerABacon wrote:
I thought that I had everybody on my side.
But then I went and blew it, all sky high
and now everyone won't even spare a passing glance.
all just because I ripped…. my pants.
Karmacharged wrote:
and now everyone won't even spare a passing glance.
all just because I ripped…. my pants.
When Big Larry came 'round just to put him down,
Spongebob turned into a clown
Karmacharged wrote:
and now everyone won't even spare a passing glance.
all just because I ripped…. my pants.
dang it ninja'd
And no girl ever wants to dance with a fool who went and,
I will now assault your mind with subliminal messages.
Ansem the Seeker of Lolcats wrote:
Plan #13: Sew Nickelodeon and hire a very good lawyer.
Sew
SERIOUSLY?
Mexx Android wrote:
I don't mean to be a ass but do you know how many lawyers viacom has?
Add a couple of more lawyers, say 100 more and you'll get the effect.
Good luck, Mr. Phoenix
We don't even have a good reason why to sew Nickelodeon. The show maybe shit, but it doesn't have a good reason to be sewed just because of it… unless….
Creepypasta, anyone?
Karmacharged wrote:
We don't even have a good reason why to sew Nickelodeon. The show maybe shit, but it doesn't have a good reason to be sewed just because of it… unless….
Creepypasta, anyone?
There are creepy scenes in SpongeBob but it is not enough.
WhoBob Whatpants?
http://i50.tinypic.com/kcnn1c.jpg
Pets or Pests
http://spongebob.nick.com/videos/clip/pets-or-pests-full-episode.html
The Splinter
http://spongebob.nick.com/videos/clip/the-splinter-full-episode.html
Whelk Attack
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_DIgfkg2y3sU/TKfrPjdO3hI/AAAAAAAAAvs/iYfqna2Gsss/s640/nocorneas.JPG
Plan #20: I will hire Kaiba to buy the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket. Mr. Krabs and Plankton will be out of business and SpongeBob will have to look for another job. He will die from not being able to work for Mr. Krabs even though Kaiba would actually be slightly nicer than Mr. Krabs. This plan is so flawless that it is bound to work. If it were to fail than that would be inconceivable.
Step 1, Get hired as a writer.
Step 2, Become the ONLY writer. Assassination, firing all of them, I don't care. Just do it.
Step 3, when the studio becomes reliant on you, write two episodes. One has a graphic rape scene, the other just flat-out denies/belittles Christianity (or some other major religion). They'll have to choose to either air one or have the show cancelled. Either way, Spongebob is GONE.
Plan #22: Show the Islamic Prophet, Muhammad.
#23. Lock the current writing/directing staff in the broom closet. Last one standing gets his/her job back. Beg Stephen Hillenburg to come back, or force him at gunpoint. Hope that he returns the series to its original glory.
Plan#24: Screw Spongebob. Let's kill iCarly.
Mexx Android wrote:
Plan#24: Screw Spongebob. Let's kill iCarly.
Good idea because it would be quicker and easier to kill.
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