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How did the Solipsist break up with his girlfriend?

Last posted Oct 21, 2012 at 12:41AM EDT. Added Oct 21, 2012 at 12:05AM EDT
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He said “It’s not you, it’s me.”

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Oct 21, 2012 at 12:05AM EDT
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Why did the scarecrow get a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

Oct 21, 2012 at 12:25AM EDT

Ok, so…
The flood ends and Moses tells the animals, “go forth and multiply.”
The animals do so, and Moses comes back in a month to find many babies.
However, he notices a pair of small snakes without any babies.
The snakes ask him, “could you please cut down a few trees for us?” and he does.
Another month passes and Moses returns to the snakes. He finds many snake babies.
Moses asks, “How did cutting down a tree help?”
One snake responds, “We’re adders, so we need logs to multiply!”

Oct 21, 2012 at 12:41AM EDT
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