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A glass pitcher…

Prepare your anus?

My bed is extra soft and stainfree I wash the sheets every month once a semester sometimes.

The sonic plushie from the previous 'on your left' thread is still there.

Thats gotta seduce the user above, right?

A sofa.

We already know where this is heading so hurry up, Ivan. I ain't got all day.

I have a chair
An extremely comfortable, soft, big for two chair

Word of Warcraft prepaid card.

Hehe, lets do some "raiding" of our own.

USB Keyboard…

Ay gurl lemme play woop woop for 10 hours straight.

A Box…..

Still a thermometer.

Here, take this apple.

Organic Whole Husk Psyllium!

An excellent source of natural dietary fiber!
(48 servings)

okay then.

The Wall.

Well, like I said before, we already know where this is heading. Remember, hands on the wall first, then ya spread em.

A doorknob.
Kinky

A plastic bag.

Even kinkier.

The Avengers on Blu-Ray.
Why would I want to…?

It was my wallet…
Oh, I see how it is you filthy whore.

A TV remote.

Well, I guess you'll need that Avengers disc after all.

EDIT: DAGGUM MDF NINJA ME THEN I GUESS I'LL JUST SPANK YOU WITH IT INSTEAD

A chair.

Sit on that dirty whore.

a pair of headphones. I dunno what are you going to use them for but that's what I got

Sticky notes. Time to leave a seductive romantic scavenger hunt~

Hey baby, wanna see my water bottle?

It's hard & long (20cm, that's right), with a massive girth and if you give it a good squeeze it will splash all over your face.

Feeling a little thirsty for some action? 1 hour with me and I'll get you hydrating if you know what I mean.

Come over here and lets get pumping

a desk lamp
…..does "unconscious" count as seduced?

…..

An eraser. Ann I knew you were a sick fuck but not that sick of a fuck.

My 25 cm Charr figurine from the CE of Guild Wars 2…

Probably be pretty expensive on eBay…

My computer tower.
Come on I know you want to ride my tower.
Just don't get your dick caught in the fans.
(Oh god, this can be such a cheesy pickup line as well).

A Dictionary

Looks like we're gonna get creative with our sentences tonight, friend.

@Mex
That Canadian hat I have…I'm not surprised everyone fucking loves this.

Would you happen to be into a foam Minecraft pickaxe?

Well now that's just a waste of perfectly good hot sauce.

Uh…

Oh, who am I kidding

Pillow fetish, anyone?

BY THE POWER OF NAUGHTYNESS, I DEMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOT SAUCE, TO BE REALLY, REALLY, HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

(I'm sorry, I just had to throw in a spongebob reference)

I guess great minds think alike, Ann Hiro.

A Samsung Galaxy Tab 2 10.1.

Maybe I can put some videos on it or something. :I

a dispenser.

Ready for my HAWT dickings.

A can of Diet 7Up soda.

Now that would just be a kind of weird fetish.

I got something sweet for you girl. Here, take this Snikers. Yeah, eat it all up.

Yeah ! Pour it all over me~!

A now-empty can of Diet 7Up soda. Now that would be an even weirder fetish.

A notebook with various words, phrases, and definitions for sexual, painful or horrific encounters.
….

You really didn't need to know all of that.

A bowl of milk from already eaten cereal. Best be pourin' it all over yourself.

Two vegetable burgers and a can of Diet Squirt. Yeah, I eat a lot. I hope you're into food.

My stuffed Penguin doll.
Prepare yourself.

An Nintendo DSi. Can I take pictures of your vagoo?

As before, a not-quite-working fishing rod.

Oh dear.

My coffee table.
I guess that'll do :3