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I've got some bad news.

Last posted Nov 05, 2012 at 05:08PM EST. Added Nov 04, 2012 at 10:42AM EST
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It turns out I’ve got a terrible disease. I think it’s necessary that I go into details in order for you all to understand the gravity of the situation.

This disease is found in everyone, yet not many are aware of it. It slowly makes us weaker as it progresses. In its late stages, much of your performance will decrease. Your memory will weaken. Your muscles will grow weak. Breathing may become hard for some. Many go without noticing its symptoms until late into the disease’s life. Some aren’t even affected until its late stages. As far as I know, there’s no cure for it. Slowly, it’s killing many of us. And we’re victims in its pathological cleansing.

This disease is known as “aging”.

Nov 04, 2012 at 10:42AM EST
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Well bob,

Havent you payed any attention to the spambots?!?!

The bots you slay want to help

Nov 04, 2012 at 10:50AM EST
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Alex wrote:

Well bob,

Havent you payed any attention to the spambots?!?!

The bots you slay want to help

Not sure if Alex trying to help… or cleverly disguised spam bot.

Nov 04, 2012 at 10:52AM EST
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What’s an “Aging”? Is it some kinda Pokemon? I’ve never heard of it, have you, Pikachu?

Nov 04, 2012 at 12:57PM EST
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Jack Candle wrote:

What’s an “Aging”? Is it some kinda Pokemon? I’ve never heard of it, have you, Pikachu?

It’s a new evolution of a Vigoroth. Like how Eevee and Slowpoke can evolve into more than one Pokémon, Vigoroth can evolve into either Slacking or Aging!
 
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Because breasts of any form are always related.


Anywho, congratulations on that, Bob.

Nov 04, 2012 at 01:56PM EST
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I’m pretty sure water is poisonous too, it seems to be killing 100% of the consumers.

After all, all who drink water die…

Last edited Nov 04, 2012 at 04:25PM EST
Nov 04, 2012 at 04:16PM EST
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mfw this thread

Nov 04, 2012 at 04:22PM EST

HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

It turns out I’ve got a terrible disease. I think it’s necessary that I go into details in order for you all to understand the gravity of the situation.

This disease is found in everyone, yet not many are aware of it. It slowly makes us weaker as it progresses. In its late stages, much of your performance will decrease. Your memory will weaken. Your muscles will grow weak. Breathing may become hard for some. Many go without noticing its symptoms until late into the disease’s life. Some aren’t even affected until its late stages. As far as I know, there’s no cure for it. Slowly, it’s killing many of us. And we’re victims in its pathological cleansing.

This disease is known as “aging”.

Nov 05, 2012 at 03:33AM EST
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Aging, huh?
Welp, time to bring back out the old map again. Gonna get myself that fountain.

P.s.

If aging is a disease, Keanu Reaves must have the ultimate immune system

Last edited Nov 05, 2012 at 07:41AM EST
Nov 05, 2012 at 07:27AM EST

angstyHoodie OPERATOR wrote:

Wait, is this a Birthday Thread?

I think this is a Birthday Thread!

I have a personal vendetta against birthday threads. Because old.

Don’t say things like that.

Nov 05, 2012 at 09:11AM EST
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Go get drunk, Bob.

Nov 05, 2012 at 01:41PM EST
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Happy Birthday.

Last edited Nov 05, 2012 at 01:45PM EST
Nov 05, 2012 at 01:45PM EST
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But how can I have it if the people in my comics don’t? D:

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Nov 05, 2012 at 05:08PM EST
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Skeletor-sm

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