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Remove 1 letter from a video game, movie, song, etc. title.

Last posted Jan 29, 2013 at 01:54PM EST. Added Jan 14, 2013 at 06:35PM EST
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Stairway to Heave
There's a lady who drank a whole bottle of scotch
and she's climbing the stairway to heave.
When she gets there she hopes she can barf in the bowl
so she won't spill it all over the floor.

Day ripper
The Beatles sing about a knife murderer who only attacks in the day. (It wouldn't be their first song about a serial killer.)

Everybody Gets aid Tonight
A song about Jesus Christ magically healing and feeding everybody because he's really a nice guy and he's tired of being stereotyped as just a vampire hunter.

Stain' Alive
The Bee Gees sing about being unable to get a stain our of their leisure suits no matter how much detergent they use.

Chia Grove
The Doobie Brothers sing about a town that got overrun by an invasive species of grass because someone didn't take care of their ch-ch-ch-Chia pet.

Evil oman
The Electric Light Orchestra traces all of the world's terrorist funding to a previously obscure emirate.

Goodbye Yellow Brick Rod
Elton John mourns the loss of his favourite butt plug.

Lala
Eric Clapton doesn't even try to sing on this track, he just says la-la-la.

Feels Like the Fist Time
Foreigner angrily sings about wanting to beat people up. It feels like the VERY fist time!

All the Young Duds
Mott the Hoople sings about all of the other one-hit-wonder bands.

Fee Bird
Lynard Skynard starts charging the audience extra to request this song.

Back in lack
ACDC returns to the stage but their music is really missing something.

You hook Me All Night Long
ACDC sings about being a fish.

New ork State of Mind
Billy Joel sings about how his outlook on life has changed since he started playing World of Warcraft.

Policy of ruth
Depeche Mode sings about how they need to get advice from Dr. Ruth Westheimer to deal with their perverted fantasies.

Ionic
Alanis Morissette sings about chemical bonds, but infamously mixes up covalent bonds and dipole interactions.

I Want a New rug
Hewey Lewis decides to get a toupee.

You Were Meat For Me
Jewel sings an apology to the ex-boyfriend she killed and ate.

Mater of Puppets
Metallica arranges their dolls in obscene ways, then stands back and giggles at the scene.

Tor
Natalie Imbruglia sings about secure computing.

Cowgirl in the Sad
Neil Young sings about a cowgirl who is even more depressed about the world than he is.

My Fiends
I hate all of you
hurt by the cold
So hard and lonely too
you can go fuck yourself

rash and Burn
Savage Garden sings about the painful itch they picked up.

Yoshimi Battles the Pink Roots
The Flaming Lips sing about an anime girl trying to dye her hair an unnatural colour like brown or black, and it not working out.

Last edited Jan 25, 2013 at 01:16AM EST

Doeoeod wrote:

Fir Emblem: A strategy game whee you protect the forests from evil-doers and such
Pokémon Lack: As you set of on your pokémon journey, you figure out most of the pokémon are tiny and can't really do much. (Maybe they all know splash?)
AC combat: A realistic war simulator between various air conditioning units.
Biosock: Probably some action thriller game. Also socks
Need for Seed: You race around a city destroying everything trying to collect as many seeds as possible for your new vegetable garden.

Alternatively, Fir Emblem can be a Fire Emblem game where every single unit is Fir from Fire Emblem 6.

Skeletor-sm

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