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You spineless, foul-tasting, hermaphroditic, lower life form!

you think you're sooooo cool because of your pageget?

Words cannot describe how much I hate you.

If you were a type of sandwich, I would only eat you reluctantly.

That's a cloud, not a panda.

If you really are a Panda, I will not hug you. You are too mean to be cute and loveable.

Megas XLR is dead. just like your loved ones.

you're so cool and well liked

-said no one ever

You have a face only a sledgehammer could love – and has.

Nice Insult, were did you get it a soup kitchen?

You would know all about soup kitchens.

Did a hammer slam into your face or something?

The jerk store called, and they're all out of you!

You're a person of rare intelligence; it's rare when you show any.

Where did you get your avatar? in 9gag?

Another insult in sound form.

I hate BIRDS!

You are the result of two-thousand years of academic success, how about you start acting like it.

You couldn't beat a paraplegic, blindfolded Girlscout who doesn't even have a Karate patch.

Who's saviour are you. The saviour of the deformed children?

I predict that a ridiculous dickless congressman will fuck you to death with a gun that fires mouth seeking dicks.

You have -1 received karma, haha YOU LOSER

>claims user above has -1 karma
>user does not have -1 karma
>does not have -1 karma
>not -1 karma
> -1 karma

Now you have -1 karma

It's on his profile ya dingus

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

You're weak to your own type

Ugly

"Yeah! I should capitalize on the sudden popularity of a gmod face made by someone who dislikes gmod now and they will never make gmod faces again! This original idea shows how hip I am, you see, and I also have a w-"

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I… I actually forgot where I was going with that. :C

alien furry^

Been to your klansmen meeting?

You post too much, neckbeard.

You have a creative name. (sarcasm)

It's from a song, ya dingus

john are you already irregular

o yea wel ur face is stoopid

You're so dumb you think socialism means partying!
You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
You're so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!
You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone
bill.
You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.
Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away
all the W's.
Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
over.
Your mother's armpits are so hairy it looks like she had Buckwheat in a
headlock.
Your mother's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Your mom's so fat, her yearbook picture was an aerial photo.
Your mom's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Your mom's so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
They say that beauty is only a light switch away, with your mom I had to
use a black light.
Your mom's so stupid it takes her a half hour to make minute rice.
Your mom's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Your mom's got snakeskin teeth.
Your mom's so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section w/a fishing rod.
Your mom's so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing Her peanuts.
Your mom's got hair on her tongue and she gargles w/curl activator.
Your mom's got a wooden leg w/a real foot.
Your mom's got a leather wig w/suede sideburns.
Your momma's so fat, she jumped up in the air -- AND GOT STUCK!
Your mother's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
Your mother's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Your mother's like mustard, she spreads easy.
Your Mama's got three teeth…one in her mouth & two in her pocket.
Your Mama's breath's so strong, she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters.
Your Mama's so old, her birthday's expired.
Your Mother is so stupid, she needs a ruler beside her bed to see how long
she can sleep.
Your Mother is so dumb, she got hit by a cup and said she got mugged.
Your Mother is so old, I told her to start acting her age and the bitch
died.
Your mama's so old she owes Jesus Christ a quarter
Your mama's so poor she went to McDonald's to put a shake on layaway
Your mama's so dumb she sold the car for gas money
Your mama's so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Your Mama's So fat, when her beepgr goes off, people thought she was
backing up
Your Mama's So stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Your Mama's So fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Your Mama's So stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign,
she went home and got 16 friends
Your Mama's So fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Your Mama's So fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Your Mama's So fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Your Mama's So fat, she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Your Mama's So fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "…to be continued"
Your Mama's So nasty, when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist
to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt.
Your Mama's So fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Your Mama's So ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no
professionals."
Your Mama's So ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Your Mama's So ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a
treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Your Mama's So old, I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Your Mama's So ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Your Mama's So ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Your Mama's So ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for
Star Wars.
Your Mama's So poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked
her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Your Mama's So fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Your Mama's So ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle,
they put it around her neck
Your Mama's So ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Your Mama's So ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the
surveillence cameras
Your Mama's So fat, the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Your Mama's So stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran
outside with a spoon
Your Mama's So fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE
HOUSE!
Your Mama's So fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time,
please"
Your Mama's So stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment"
because she couldn't read.
Your Mama's So ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Your Mama's So ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the
dogs to play with her.
Your Mama's So ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people
say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Your Mama's So ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Your Mom's like a race car driver… she burns a lot of rubbers
Your Mom's like a doorknob… everybody gets a turn
Your Mom's like an ice cream cone… everyone gets a lick
Your Mom's like a bowling ball you can fit three fingers in
Your Mom's like a bowling ball she always winds up in the gutter
Your Mom's like a bowling ball she always comes back for more
Your Mom's like McDonalds… Billions and Billions served
Your Mom's like Denny's… open 24 hours
Your Mom's like a shotgun… give her a cock and she blows
Your Mom's like 7up…never had it never will.
Your mama's like a railroad track: She gets laid all over the country.
Your mama's like a T.V.: A two year old could turn her on.
Your mama's like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods.
Your mama's like Crazy Eddie, she's practically giving it all away
You're mother's so dumb…she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
Your mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
Your mom is like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her
away.
You mom is so fat, everytime she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.
Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the
dog to play with you.
Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people
you are backing up.
Your so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
Your so fat, that you have to use a matress as a maxi-pad.
Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away
all the W's.
Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Your like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.
Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
(the power of copy and paste!)

lol what an original name

when are you gonna learn additional numbers, such as 4, 5 and 6?

oh i'm sorry if those are too difficult

GlaDOS voice
Oh, did you think he even cared? How amusing. I doubt it even made him feel bad. You are still a horrible person anyway. You can't even spell. A W instead of an R? Who are you, Elmer Fudd? You must be, your not even clever enough to come up with an acceptable insult. In fact, I think you'd be even worse off than Elmer, at least he had a chance and a few shining moments against Bugs, you are a sad excuse for an insult machine.

That gif in your avatar was hilarious in 2006!

You're too regular.

You're socially excluded.

time to make it rain sand boy

You suck. I'd insult you more, but I don't want to offend the spiders that live in your hair.

said the FF mage who was the target of many jokes

Insult Vivi, will ye? One of these days, one of these days… pow! bang! to the moon, nicol!

Look, a Golliwog martian!

Darwin awards are up too bad they are smarter than you

Okay, Mrs. Letterman.

wow here's my essay of evolution called believe in something

You're following Trollkeeper? Seriously?