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Hard mode: No Sonichu or anything else related to Chris-chan.

God mode: We're starting with the following video.

I dare you to watch the whole thing. It will make you want to destroy your computer.

Do I win?

@CrustyClarinet

That's not how you spell "masterpiece", silly.

Excerpt from a bad fanfic:

"So luna was so into Mario, Mario not knwing his secrt admirr. He fond out l8r that week. Luna wolked up to his doorstep and rInged the bell. May I da help you Mario said and luna asked to cum in. Mario letr in. Luna had sexy times with Mario and Mario had 3 kidz named Lario Muna and fred… The Ende"

Fuck you all.

Children shouldn't say "The F word"

Stick a bamboo splinter under your toenail and kick a wall.

Eating a burrito and then you look in the inside it after taking a large bite to find a giant spider eaten in half

AHHHH, FUCK YOU.

What's the matter, Anakin-kun? Could it be you're craving my mcnuggies?

I went really far into youtube and managed to get back out with this.

Watch any episode of America's Funniest Home Videos.
EDIT: inb4 Shock Sites

I'd be surprised if somebody could beat this. It's a challenge to sit through 1 minuet of this. It's THAT cringe-inducing.

The Willy Bum Bum video wins forever, but I found something to defend myself:

This thread gave me cancer.

Step on a Lego.

You are a winner.

True horror…

Imagine putting toothpicks in your toenails and kicking a wall really hard

Imagine having everyone that's posted in this thread, all taking residence with a certain body part in your anus. At the same time. And everyone has to look each person in the eye at least once, for more than 10 seconds, while said act is going on.

simple I win

Every time anyone watches this video, the video is watched once more, adding the view count.

Gay midget retarded interracial BDSM buttsex. Hard to top that.

yay i win

Pretty much anything toe or fingernail related creeps me out.

For example, I keep having this recurring fear that I'll someday get my toenail stuck between two pieces of wood and have to forcibly remove it.

You're welcome.

I can make you all cringe by telling you a true story of mine.

Some years ago our family used to be good friends with the neighbors that live down our street. We'd throw parties at each other's houses and exchange gifts at Christmas or make bonfires in the summer.
At one point the mother and father of this other family brought their 14, 8, and 3 year old daughters and their 6 year old son to our house to use our above-ground pool. The 3 year old was having her first experiences with swimming those days and was in and out of the water constantly. She was wearing a two-piece swimsuit for whatever reason.

Eventually she ran inside to our house not fully dried off and dripping water all over the floor. The mother, seeing this, and being aware that her daughter wasn't completely potty trained at this point, went to a bag on our patio and got a dry diaper for her kid.
I was in the kitchen while the mother came inside and followed her daughter into our living room. I could still see the pair as the mother took the diaper in one hand and dropped the girl's swimsuit bottom in the other.

It was at that moment that I had inevitably seen my first vagina.

When I was a kid in elementary school:
>I wake up
>take a shower
>lay down my shirt on the bathroom floor
>pee on the shirt
>wear the shirt
>go to school wearing the piss shirt

Mind you, this wasn't a one time thing. I don't know why I did that

Accidentally stand on a piss puddle while wearing only socks on your feet.