ITT: Posts that make us all lose our natural ability to even.

## I CAN'T EVEN

Last posted Mar 24, 2013 at 12:43AM EDT. Added Mar 15, 2013 at 06:48PM EDT

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List odd numbers.

/thread

HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

List odd numbers.

>read your post

>stared at it for five hours

>scratched my head

>five more hours

>OH, I GET IT! HA HA HA… ha ha… ha… he… ho… fuck me

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I’m never even. I’m always odd.

I have lost the ability

##### J_Wizzle

###### Deactivated

lol, how do I even?

*Last edited Mar 16, 2013 at 02:12AM EDT*

It can’t even

0.9999...=1 wrote:

>read your post

>stared at it for five hours

>scratched my head

>five more hours

>OH, I GET IT! HA HA HA… ha ha… ha… he… ho… fuck me

>Read bob’s post

>List 1,3,5,7 in my head

>“But that’s easy.”

>Read this post

>…

>Hang On…

HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

List odd numbers.

HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

List odd numbers.

3+3 is 6 suk my dix

Crimson Locks wrote:

Odd numbers remove your ability to even.

Cale wrote:

3+3 is 6 suk my dix

There is no such thing as 3

I hate addition/subtraction because it’s so arbitrary.

There’s no real proof or supporting reasons as to why 1+1=2. **IT JUST IS.**

This, I believe, is why I’m so great at complex mathematical equations, but not so much with **fucking addition.**

*Last edited Mar 16, 2013 at 01:05PM EDT*

Cale wrote:

3+3 is 6 suk my dix

I said odd numbers, not equations involving odd numbers. Lrn2read

*Last edited Mar 16, 2013 at 01:08PM EDT*

CLYDE (Joe's Nightmare) wrote:

I hate addition/subtraction because it’s so arbitrary.

There’s no real proof or supporting reasons as to why 1+1=2.

IT JUST IS.This, I believe, is why I’m so great at complex mathematical equations, but not so much with

fucking addition.

Actually, you can only be certain that 1+1=2 if r is an integer and |r| ≥3, where r is the radix. In base 2, aka binary, 1+1=10. In base −2, also called negabinary, 1=1=110. In base φ, or golden ratio base/phi-base/phinary, 1+1=10.01. Though 1+1= 2 in the imaginary base of 2i, or quarter−imaginary (because for the real numbers their representation is identical to that of base 4 or quaternary), in base (−1±i), or twindragon base (due to the associated fractal curve), 1+1=1100.*NOW YOU KNOW- AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE*

*Last edited Mar 16, 2013 at 02:31PM EDT*

Teh Brawler wrote:

Odd numbers remove your ability to even.

The reason why I didn’t get that is because it doesn’t look like it makes grammatical sense to even notice. (“To even”, is that even right?? But hey, this is the internet.)

0.9999...=1 wrote:

>read your post

>stared at it for five hours

>scratched my head

>five more hours

>OH, I GET IT! HA HA HA… ha ha… ha… he… ho… fuck me

Look up the paradox that inspired this user’s name. Proceed to lose your ability to even.

List Prime Numbers.

What about two?

CLYDE (Joe's Nightmare) wrote:

I hate addition/subtraction because it’s so arbitrary.

There’s no real proof or supporting reasons as to why 1+1=2.

IT JUST IS.This, I believe, is why I’m so great at complex mathematical equations, but not so much with

fucking addition.

Mathematics as a concept has literally no proof as to why it as a concept is true because it is just that, a concept.

So I can’t even begin to comprehend what might happen if people worked this out and started revolting against mathematicians, the revolutionaries would win; it’s not as mathematicians are fighters…

HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

List odd numbers.

1 3 5 7 9 11 13 15 17 19 21 23 24 25 27 28 29 31 33 35 37 39

I don’t get it.

>Understand thread

>I dont even

This thread is really odd.

-1

Oh shet

GUISE WE TURNED THIS INTO A MATH THREAD

THIS IS THE GREATEST THREADJACK EVER AND IT WAS STARTED BY A MOD

Teh Brawler wrote:

GUISE WE TURNED THIS INTO A MATH THREAD

THIS IS THE GREATEST THREADJACK EVER AND IT WAS STARTED BY A MOD

Damn you titty sprinkles

*Last edited Mar 19, 2013 at 02:51AM EDT*

I too, cannot even.

Okay, back to math…

Whoever solves this gets a cookie (and show your work):

(2x+7)*((y-6)9)=1323 Solve for x and y.

TheOpt1onal (需要血) wrote:

Okay, back to math…

Whoever solves this gets a cookie (and show your work):

(2x+7)*((y-6)9)=1323 Solve for x and y.

if the ((y-6)9) means y-6 multiplied by 9

(2x+7) * ((y-6)9) = 1323

simplify right bracket

(2x+7) * (9y-54) = 1323

solve brackets

2×9y + 108x + 63y – 378 = 1323

add 378

2×9y + 108x + 63y = 1701

i stopped since i think this might be wrong so i’ll try again

if the ((y-6)9) means y-6 to the power of 9

simplify ((y-6)9) first

y^9 – 54y^8 + 1296y^7 – 18144y^6 + 163296y^5 – 979776y^4 + 3919104y^3 – 10077696y^2 + 15116544y – 10077696

simplify

9y – 432y + 9072y – 108864y + 916480y – 3919104y + 11757312y – 20155392y + 15116544y – 10077696

simplified to

3615625y – 10077696

therefore

(2x+7) * (3615625y – 10077696)

multiply the brackets with each other

7231250xy – 20155392x + 25309375y – 70543872

ok this looks completely wrong so i give up. i can’t even remember the last time i did maths like this ;_;

Math is going on.

I can’t even…

GoingMenthol wrote:

if the ((y-6)9) means y-6 multiplied by 9

(2x+7) * ((y-6)9) = 1323

simplify right bracket

(2x+7) * (9y-54) = 1323

solve brackets

2×9y + 108x + 63y – 378 = 1323

add 378

2×9y + 108x + 63y = 1701

i stopped since i think this might be wrong so i’ll try againif the ((y-6)9) means y-6 to the power of 9

simplify ((y-6)9) first

y^9 – 54y^8 + 1296y^7 – 18144y^6 + 163296y^5 – 979776y^4 + 3919104y^3 – 10077696y^2 + 15116544y – 10077696

simplify

9y – 432y + 9072y – 108864y + 916480y – 3919104y + 11757312y – 20155392y + 15116544y – 10077696

simplified to

3615625y – 10077696

therefore

(2x+7) * (3615625y – 10077696)

multiply the brackets with each other

7231250xy – 20155392x + 25309375y – 70543872ok this looks completely wrong so i give up. i can’t even remember the last time i did maths like this ;_;

>gives attention to post

>reads while understanding the equation

>reads last line and remembers that cant do math either

TheOpt1onal (需要血) wrote:

Okay, back to math…

Whoever solves this gets a cookie (and show your work):

(2x+7)*((y-6)9)=1323 Solve for x and y.

You can’t. There are two variables, so it would have to be a two-part equation in order to find single values for both. You could solve for one or the other, but that would just get you a linear-to-linear rational function.

Now give me my damn pastry.

Even has four letters in it. It is also one word. 4-1=3. But since there can be no evens, the answer would be solved by -4+-1=-3

Half life -3 confirmed.