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## I CAN'T EVEN

Last posted Mar 24, 2013 at 12:43AM EDT. Added Mar 15, 2013 at 06:48PM EDT
38 conversations with 31 participants

ITT: Posts that make us all lose our natural ability to even.

Mar 15, 2013 at 06:48PM EDT

List odd numbers.

Mar 15, 2013 at 08:28PM EDT

Mar 15, 2013 at 08:41PM EDT

HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

List odd numbers.

>stared at it for five hours
>five more hours
>OH, I GET IT! HA HA HA… ha ha… ha… he… ho… fuck me

Mar 15, 2013 at 08:46PM EDT

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Mar 15, 2013 at 08:59PM EDT

I’m never even. I’m always odd.

Mar 15, 2013 at 11:40PM EDT

Mar 16, 2013 at 12:31AM EDT

I have lost the ability

Mar 16, 2013 at 01:18AM EDT

lol, how do I even?

Last edited Mar 16, 2013 at 02:12AM EDT
Mar 16, 2013 at 02:12AM EDT

It can’t even

Mar 16, 2013 at 02:39AM EDT

0.9999...=1 wrote:

>stared at it for five hours
>five more hours
>OH, I GET IT! HA HA HA… ha ha… ha… he… ho… fuck me

>“But that’s easy.”
>…
>Hang On…

Mar 16, 2013 at 11:00AM EDT

HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

List odd numbers.

Mar 16, 2013 at 11:21AM EDT

HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

List odd numbers.

3+3 is 6 suk my dix

Mar 16, 2013 at 11:23AM EDT

Crimson Locks wrote:

Odd numbers remove your ability to even.

Mar 16, 2013 at 11:31AM EDT

Cale wrote:

3+3 is 6 suk my dix

There is no such thing as 3

Mar 16, 2013 at 11:49AM EDT

I hate addition/subtraction because it’s so arbitrary.

There’s no real proof or supporting reasons as to why 1+1=2. IT JUST IS.

This, I believe, is why I’m so great at complex mathematical equations, but not so much with fucking addition.

Last edited Mar 16, 2013 at 01:05PM EDT
Mar 16, 2013 at 01:05PM EDT

Cale wrote:

3+3 is 6 suk my dix

I said odd numbers, not equations involving odd numbers. Lrn2read

Last edited Mar 16, 2013 at 01:08PM EDT
Mar 16, 2013 at 01:07PM EDT

CLYDE (Joe's Nightmare) wrote:

I hate addition/subtraction because it’s so arbitrary.

There’s no real proof or supporting reasons as to why 1+1=2. IT JUST IS.

This, I believe, is why I’m so great at complex mathematical equations, but not so much with fucking addition.

Actually, you can only be certain that 1+1=2 if r is an integer and |r| ≥3, where r is the radix. In base 2, aka binary, 1+1=10. In base −2, also called negabinary, 1=1=110. In base φ, or golden ratio base/phi-base/phinary, 1+1=10.01. Though 1+1= 2 in the imaginary base of 2i, or quarter−imaginary (because for the real numbers their representation is identical to that of base 4 or quaternary), in base (−1±i), or twindragon base (due to the associated fractal curve), 1+1=1100.
NOW YOU KNOW- AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE

Last edited Mar 16, 2013 at 02:31PM EDT
Mar 16, 2013 at 02:20PM EDT

Teh Brawler wrote:

Odd numbers remove your ability to even.

The reason why I didn’t get that is because it doesn’t look like it makes grammatical sense to even notice. (“To even”, is that even right?? But hey, this is the internet.)

Mar 16, 2013 at 07:06PM EDT

0.9999...=1 wrote:

>stared at it for five hours
>five more hours
>OH, I GET IT! HA HA HA… ha ha… ha… he… ho… fuck me

Look up the paradox that inspired this user’s name. Proceed to lose your ability to even.

Mar 16, 2013 at 08:39PM EDT

List Prime Numbers.

Mar 16, 2013 at 08:52PM EDT

Mar 16, 2013 at 09:20PM EDT

CLYDE (Joe's Nightmare) wrote:

I hate addition/subtraction because it’s so arbitrary.

There’s no real proof or supporting reasons as to why 1+1=2. IT JUST IS.

This, I believe, is why I’m so great at complex mathematical equations, but not so much with fucking addition.

Mathematics as a concept has literally no proof as to why it as a concept is true because it is just that, a concept.
So I can’t even begin to comprehend what might happen if people worked this out and started revolting against mathematicians, the revolutionaries would win; it’s not as mathematicians are fighters…

Mar 17, 2013 at 05:57PM EDT

HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

List odd numbers.

1 3 5 7 9 11 13 15 17 19 21 23 24 25 27 28 29 31 33 35 37 39

I don’t get it.

Mar 18, 2013 at 12:42PM EDT

>I dont even

Mar 18, 2013 at 12:51PM EDT

Mar 18, 2013 at 12:53PM EDT

-1
Oh shet

Mar 18, 2013 at 01:00PM EDT

Mar 18, 2013 at 10:13PM EDT

GUISE WE TURNED THIS INTO A MATH THREAD

THIS IS THE GREATEST THREADJACK EVER AND IT WAS STARTED BY A MOD

Mar 18, 2013 at 11:28PM EDT

Teh Brawler wrote:

GUISE WE TURNED THIS INTO A MATH THREAD

THIS IS THE GREATEST THREADJACK EVER AND IT WAS STARTED BY A MOD

Damn you titty sprinkles

Last edited Mar 19, 2013 at 02:51AM EDT
Mar 19, 2013 at 02:48AM EDT

I too, cannot even.

Mar 19, 2013 at 05:20AM EDT

Okay, back to math…

(2x+7)*((y-6)9)=1323 Solve for x and y.

Mar 19, 2013 at 10:51AM EDT

TheOpt1onal (需要血) wrote:

Okay, back to math…

(2x+7)*((y-6)9)=1323 Solve for x and y.

if the ((y-6)9) means y-6 multiplied by 9

(2x+7) * ((y-6)9) = 1323
simplify right bracket
(2x+7) * (9y-54) = 1323
solve brackets
2×9y + 108x + 63y – 378 = 1323
2×9y + 108x + 63y = 1701
i stopped since i think this might be wrong so i’ll try again

if the ((y-6)9) means y-6 to the power of 9

simplify ((y-6)9) first
y^9 – 54y^8 + 1296y^7 – 18144y^6 + 163296y^5 – 979776y^4 + 3919104y^3 – 10077696y^2 + 15116544y – 10077696
simplify
9y – 432y + 9072y – 108864y + 916480y – 3919104y + 11757312y – 20155392y + 15116544y – 10077696
simplified to
3615625y – 10077696
therefore
(2x+7) * (3615625y – 10077696)
multiply the brackets with each other
7231250xy – 20155392x + 25309375y – 70543872

ok this looks completely wrong so i give up. i can’t even remember the last time i did maths like this ;_;

Mar 19, 2013 at 06:22PM EDT

Math is going on.
I can’t even…

Mar 19, 2013 at 06:36PM EDT

GoingMenthol wrote:

if the ((y-6)9) means y-6 multiplied by 9

(2x+7) * ((y-6)9) = 1323
simplify right bracket
(2x+7) * (9y-54) = 1323
solve brackets
2×9y + 108x + 63y – 378 = 1323
2×9y + 108x + 63y = 1701
i stopped since i think this might be wrong so i’ll try again

if the ((y-6)9) means y-6 to the power of 9

simplify ((y-6)9) first
y^9 – 54y^8 + 1296y^7 – 18144y^6 + 163296y^5 – 979776y^4 + 3919104y^3 – 10077696y^2 + 15116544y – 10077696
simplify
9y – 432y + 9072y – 108864y + 916480y – 3919104y + 11757312y – 20155392y + 15116544y – 10077696
simplified to
3615625y – 10077696
therefore
(2x+7) * (3615625y – 10077696)
multiply the brackets with each other
7231250xy – 20155392x + 25309375y – 70543872

ok this looks completely wrong so i give up. i can’t even remember the last time i did maths like this ;_;

>gives attention to post
>reads last line and remembers that cant do math either

Mar 19, 2013 at 07:10PM EDT

TheOpt1onal (需要血) wrote:

Okay, back to math…

(2x+7)*((y-6)9)=1323 Solve for x and y.

You can’t. There are two variables, so it would have to be a two-part equation in order to find single values for both. You could solve for one or the other, but that would just get you a linear-to-linear rational function.
Now give me my damn pastry.

Mar 19, 2013 at 08:14PM EDT

Even has four letters in it. It is also one word. 4-1=3. But since there can be no evens, the answer would be solved by -4+-1=-3
Half life -3 confirmed.

Mar 23, 2013 at 12:46PM EDT

Mar 24, 2013 at 12:43AM EDT

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