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Last posted Jun 01, 2013 at 10:15PM EDT. Added May 23, 2013 at 03:43PM EDT
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We have this thread every two months at least. No one on here is tough enough for your damn restaurant.

May 23, 2013 at 03:47PM EDT
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How tough am I, HOW TOUGH AM I?! I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. Anyone else to me is another target. I will wipe anyone the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with asking that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I could be contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and you IP would be traced right now so you’d better prepare for the storm anytime, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’d be fucking dead, kid. I could be anywhere, anytime, and I could kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Go the fuck back to Weenie Hut Jr.‘s you faggot. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I might just use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” question was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’d be paying the price. I could shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You fucking weenie.

Last edited May 23, 2013 at 06:42PM EDT
May 23, 2013 at 06:38PM EDT
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Fridge Logic wrote:

We have this thread every two months at least. No one on here is tough enough for your damn restaurant.

I remember when I made this thread and someone posted that…

*sighs with nostalgia*

Wait… how long ago was that? Three, four months? Why does it feel so long ago? What the fuck am I doing with my life?

Last edited May 23, 2013 at 11:53PM EDT
May 23, 2013 at 11:52PM EDT
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Me: How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I watched Two Girls One Cup.

Bouncer: Yeah, so?

Me: … Live.

Bouncer: Go right ahead!

Last edited May 24, 2013 at 01:28AM EDT
May 24, 2013 at 01:27AM EDT
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Fridge Logic wrote:

We have this thread every two months at least. No one on here is tough enough for your damn restaurant.

How tough am I?

Tough enough to reply to a shitpost with a shitpost and actually get in.

Last edited May 24, 2013 at 09:43AM EDT
May 24, 2013 at 09:43AM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

How tough am I?

Tough enough to reply to a shitpost with a shitpost and actually get in.

I view nearly every post in JFF as a shitpost, mind you.

May 24, 2013 at 11:24AM EDT
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I own a Nokia and carry it with me at all times.

May 25, 2013 at 04:09AM EDT

How tough am I?
I’ve done the Salty Spitoon thread game many times.
And I still find it mildly entertaining.

May 25, 2013 at 12:51PM EDT
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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am I?
My pokemon are all at max level.
Yeah, so?
I don’t have any badges.
Uh… Right this way.

May 25, 2013 at 01:20PM EDT
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Dr. Coolface wrote:

How tough am I?

I’ll have you know I watched episode 8 of gurren lagann and I only cried for 20 minutes

Last edited May 26, 2013 at 02:22PM EDT
May 26, 2013 at 02:22PM EDT
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Wow.

May 30, 2013 at 09:58AM EDT

Fridge Logic wrote:

We have this thread every two months at least. No one on here is tough enough for your damn restaurant.

^this

May 30, 2013 at 11:21AM EDT
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Alex Mercer wrote:

I drank a glass of milk, without any nails.
                                 ~Quantum Meme

I’ll have you know I was quoted by a user once and I only had a massive ego for 20 minutes.

May 30, 2013 at 06:57PM EDT
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@ Captain Falcon
I would think he would have said “with any milk out…”

Drinking sour milk is pretty tough… enough to go right in.

May 30, 2013 at 09:31PM EDT
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I’m so tough I don’t need gratification from this restaurant, or its faulty system of needing recognition of peers to prove one’s own worth to be allowed entry.

Am I tuff now? Pls let me in ;_;

May 30, 2013 at 10:52PM EDT
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May 31, 2013 at 10:01PM EDT
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How tough?
I played OFF (through zone 3) and didn’t get scared once.

Jun 01, 2013 at 10:15PM EDT
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Skeletor-sm

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