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Corrupt A Wish

Last posted Oct 14, 2010 at 02:06PM EDT. Added Jun 24, 2010 at 05:56PM EDT
1062 posts from 103 users

Okay,but you have to spell my name right.
I wish for a rainbow as i havent seen one in a while and its quite depressing.

Jun 25, 2010 at 06:14PM EDT

Granted, to bad its a bow echo
I wish there was something real ,wish there was something strong

Jun 25, 2010 at 06:19PM EDT

chuck norris is what you wish for and he kills you

I wish for a magic balloon.

Jun 25, 2010 at 06:50PM EDT

Okay, but balloons are now your one weakness.

I wish I could noclip in real life.

Jun 25, 2010 at 07:00PM EDT

You try it and die in the mantle.

I wish there was a thread with the following post; Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Jun 25, 2010 at 07:17PM EDT

You find the thread but EVERYONE DIES.

I wish it was 6:18

Jun 25, 2010 at 07:19PM EDT

Okay, but after changing the time, I’ll make it Daylights Savings Time.

I wish I could get 120 shines in Super Mario Sunshine.

Jun 25, 2010 at 07:24PM EDT

Okay, but Bowser steals them all again.

I wish I could’ve gotten all 120 Stars in Super Mario Galaxy.

Jun 25, 2010 at 07:26PM EDT

Granted, but your save is corrupted immediately after.

I wish for new vibraphone mallets.

Jun 25, 2010 at 07:30PM EDT

You get them but then they get set on fire.


Jun 25, 2010 at 07:48PM EDT

It is not granted until 2101 AD. Send a message to the pilot of Zig-01. And the owner of ALL YOUR BASE, while you’re at it.

I wish

Jun 25, 2010 at 08:02PM EDT

Okay, but

I wish I could get 242 stars in Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Jun 25, 2010 at 08:03PM EDT

Okay, but reggie will be watching the entire time.
I wish i knew why i can smell weetabix.

Jun 25, 2010 at 08:08PM EDT

Ok, but it kills you.
I wish that the Wii was better.

Jun 25, 2010 at 11:54PM EDT

Okay, but it is. The Xbox 360 is now the Box of Rocks 360.

I wish that people who make games would focus more on the story and gameplay rather than graphics and multiplayer.

Jun 26, 2010 at 12:03AM EDT

Granted but you get the graphics of super mario bros. 2

I wish ruining people’s dreams were still fun

Jun 26, 2010 at 12:40AM EDT

Okay, but they’re still not fun.

I wish the Bots in Battlefield 1942 were smart enough to use tactics other then running at your position in a straight line and do things like “Use Cover.”

Last edited Jun 26, 2010 at 01:28AM EDT
Jun 26, 2010 at 01:27AM EDT

I wish that Source engine games loaded a lot faster.

Jun 26, 2010 at 01:48AM EDT

Okay, but the Games are now 1-Bit.

I wish you could ruin a wish.

Jun 26, 2010 at 01:51AM EDT

Already did millions. And then, Combines shoot you to death with fortune cookie guns.
I wish that PC shooters are easier to control.

Last edited Jun 26, 2010 at 01:57AM EDT
Jun 26, 2010 at 01:55AM EDT

Okay, but you can’t use it.

I wish that somebody could figure out how to fix the Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

Jun 26, 2010 at 11:18AM EDT

Okay, the oil spill is fixed… By them moving farther south into different countries’ waters and polluting those. (which is actually what is going to happen)

I wish that I could win at children’s card games.

Jun 26, 2010 at 11:28AM EDT

Granted, but
I wish people would stop trying to force memes on KYM.

Jun 26, 2010 at 12:02PM EDT

Okay, but now RWJ is out to kill you.

I wish people would use proper grammar on the Internet.

Jun 26, 2010 at 12:04PM EDT

Okay, but leet is now the primary language of every nation.
I wish the new Spongebob Episodes were as good as the originals.

Jun 26, 2010 at 12:37PM EDT

Granted, but it makes sense to everyone but you.

I wish for an endless supply of food.

Jun 26, 2010 at 01:10PM EDT

Granted, but now you look like this

I wish I could stop listening to so much Miku all the time.

Jun 26, 2010 at 02:08PM EDT

ok, but now you listen to Luka all the time.
I wish the reaction face thread would die.

Jun 26, 2010 at 02:16PM EDT

Ok, and now Santa delivers bombs to your house.
I wish that there was Chocolate Rain outside.

Jun 26, 2010 at 02:51PM EDT

It looks like a chocolate rain, but that ain’t chocolate…
I wish that I knew the secret of life.

Jun 26, 2010 at 03:01PM EDT

Okay, but it drives you to insanity.

I wish I wasn’t afraid of Spiders.

Jun 26, 2010 at 03:13PM EDT


I wish that in my world everyone ate rainbows and pooped butterflies.

Last edited Jun 26, 2010 at 03:52PM EDT
Jun 26, 2010 at 03:52PM EDT

Granted, but nobody gives a shit about your trolling.
I wish for world peace.

Jun 26, 2010 at 04:51PM EDT

Ok, but then blow up.
I wish that the oil spill stopped.

Jun 26, 2010 at 05:24PM EDT

They use children to stop the oil

I wish I had a gentlemanly red raptor

Jun 26, 2010 at 05:37PM EDT

Granted, but Justin Bieber now controls the world.

I wish Tardises was less of an Idiot.

Jun 26, 2010 at 06:21PM EDT

Granted, but now Tardises is a smart*** and just trolls more.
I wish there weren’t so many spiders in my room.

Jun 26, 2010 at 06:27PM EDT

Granted, but the Spiders are now replaced with Bidoofs.

I wish marimba still had flood protection on #OMGKYM

Last edited Jun 26, 2010 at 06:37PM EDT
Jun 26, 2010 at 06:30PM EDT

Ok, but now dubtron floods instead.
I wish that dubtron could serve is cake.

Jun 26, 2010 at 08:02PM EDT

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