Push them off the bed.
Kindly ask her to get out of my pants.
Ask for a round 2.
I’d lol at the rus.
I’d thank him for letting me crash at his place after my house burned down and my wife left me.
I would be very angry if I woke up with anyone but Bioticzombie. Bioticzombie is a very hot girl. And I want to have rough nasty sex with her.
I would assume that (somehow) that I became Bioticzombie.
OH GOD HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH LOLRUSES.
I would cry.
You should all be glad if you woke up with me. I am sexy as fuck and cooler than you.
I would kindly plead him to GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED AND THIS THREAD! >.<
I would prepare the lemon for the implantation.
I would cuddle up next to them, because I am a nice guy ;3
I would get him some tea.
I would get her some coffe.
I would get her sum lazor!!1!@!
Oh wait she already has that.
Spit on their face
I would lock you up in my basement and torture you, by forcing you to play E.T. forever.
id rape something,anything with a heartbeat
I wouldn’t need to put butter in my bread(the one without living things in it).
Tickle their feet.
Take photos, so I can blackmail you.
Lick their feet.
Silently sneak away, never looking back, and get myself into a drunken stupor.
Get drunk with him, and wake up in Toronto using a sandwich costume.
NOTE:I live in South America.
Steal their hat.
Kill him with his hammer.
its maxwells your a dead man
Pay them what I owe, and leave.
what again alright (b’-’b)
I’d do a barrel roll.
Avoid getting an embarassing boner.
(OH GOD DID I REALLY NEEDED TO GET THIS LOW TO MAKE MY POST FUNNY?!?!?!??!)
Or, you know, probably not.
Jump, do a mid-air high-five aaand freeze frame.
make him/her watch sliding doors with me
go around a revolving door with him/her till we fall asleep
Create one of those threads.
nuke it from orbit
go into space
Dirty, very dirty talk.>:)
drink tons of red bull
Draw a 8 bit version of him.
I’d draw a 16-
Also if you were all in a pool, and if I came in the pool. You’d all be pregnant. No exceptions.
POOL’S CLOSED DUE TO KLIPS
In response to Klips: Hope I’m not pregnant(I’m a man).In a unrelated,and VERY disturbing way:Thanks for the fap material! Especially you, Morgan.*wink wink. (lol) Also, everyone knows Megaman is infinetely better than Zelda.
punch him for comparing things that are diffrent
ok gigi that dosent mean we cant play it