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Gosh golly, it seems we've got another armageddon prediction on our hands. This time the prediction is for September 23, 2017, when certain stars and planets will line up in a way that seems to suggest a passage from the book of Revelations in the Bible.
It might be worth an entry in the vein of the May 21, 2011 Rapture and December 21, 2012 entries, though admittedly I haven't seen much talk about it outside of websites dedicated to that sort of thing.
Example sources:
http://www.watchfortheday.org/1260tetrad.html
https://www.jvim.com/question-of-the-week/september-23-2017/
https://www.facebook.com/0923signs/
http://www.omegaletter.com/articles/articles.asp?ArticleID=8459

Thoughts?

It'll probably look cool seeing the planets and stars line up but other than that nothing will happen.

Or, possibly, it might predict the date North Korea finally grows some balls and decides to nuke America, or this ever-looming possibility of America having a 2nd Civil War.

I'm starting to feel invincible, what with all the apocalypses I've survived thus far.

No wait hold on, I heard one for I think the same day but it's even stupider.

The one I heard is there is a planet "Nibiru" that has been on the exact oposite rotation around the sun from us has decided (SOMEHOW) to change its orbit to slow down/speed up to hit us (despite it being in the exact opposite rotation.)

Anyway, this September its planned to crash into us. Now you might be thinking "well then why have we not seen it yet?" well they have two answers for that:

1. The Government has been covering it up with jet exhaust in order to hide it for so long.
2. you can actually see it if you look towards the sun (because that's the random rotation it is to us, and you can take a picture of it (it's fucking lense flairs!)

but there is this ABSOLUTELY REAL NOT PHOTOSHOPED image of it Some how being the exact brightness of the sun, a Star! and yet is "being covered up by Jet Exhaust by the government"

The world already ended, but death is on holiday.

We've been dead this whole time without realizing. This is all just a dream.

About a month ago I was working at an observatory and after a long awful day of everything not working, which I won't get into here, some old lady stuck around and had me read a passage from Revelations, and said that she swears she's not crazy but God sent her to tell me that the world was going to end on September 23rd. So yeah, I've heard of it.

I'm gonna die before I'm too old!

oooh it finaly arrived here
this is a huge thing on /x/

Wow, I am so used to these apocolypses that I never even knew the world was ment to end yesterday

Honestly these guys are just fear mongering. Only shows that people are willing to scare others into the end times prophecies if that'll give them more exposure.

I've also heard of that. Some people are saying instead of Nibiru, a random asteroid is set to crash into us on that date and the world governments are covering it up.

Does this means the world will end before Halloween?

"But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only."

Why do people think that they know more than Jesus?

Jupiter is in the womb of Virgo and is about to be born…

…and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.

So… why does the dragon want to eat Jupiter? I don't think these people fully think through the allegories they create.