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What if you woke up next to the user above you?

Last posted Mar 14, 2012 at 08:07AM EDT. Added Feb 26, 2012 at 01:12AM EST
315 posts from 74 users

Wheres my coffee?…and can a nigga get some eggs…geez??

slaps ANN HIRO Steetest Fighter on his ass

Chop Chop im hungry

Feb 26, 2012 at 01:16AM EST
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Are you sore? Don’t worry I’ve got pills for that.
you should go take a shower.
then leave.
forever.

Last edited Feb 26, 2012 at 01:18AM EST
Feb 26, 2012 at 01:17AM EST

I would stop drinking whatever it was that I had been drinking, and begin rethinking my life choices.

Feb 26, 2012 at 01:18AM EST
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I’d wonder what I was doing in bed with ANYBODY

Feb 26, 2012 at 01:31AM EST

Consider yourself lucky you get to wake up to Patrick.

I don’t know how lucky I am waking up next to you though

Feb 26, 2012 at 01:34AM EST
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I guess I’ll need a new computer… NOT THAT I WAS DOING SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE WITH MY COMPUTER IN BED, OR ANYTHING!

Last edited Feb 26, 2012 at 01:38AM EST
Feb 26, 2012 at 01:36AM EST
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“…Oh, no.”

I slept with a zombie dinosaur.

Feb 26, 2012 at 01:39AM EST
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I’d put the sexy dance on, only for My Tehbrawler.

Last edited Feb 26, 2012 at 01:52AM EST
Feb 26, 2012 at 01:51AM EST
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Heavy Weapons wrote:

I’d put the sexy dance on, only for My Tehbrawler.

Feb 26, 2012 at 02:28AM EST
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Stroke Brawler affectionately.

Feb 26, 2012 at 02:35AM EST
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I would wonder why I hadn’t eaten the puny human the night before, then I would eat the puny human.

Feb 26, 2012 at 02:43AM EST

First, we will feast on a breakfast fit for kings. Then, we fly towards adventure!

Feb 26, 2012 at 02:46AM EST
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Is this a dream? It’s too good to be true!

Feb 26, 2012 at 02:48AM EST
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HOLY CRAP ITS BOB!!
hi

@WXSDAS

Last edited Feb 26, 2012 at 02:52AM EST
Feb 26, 2012 at 02:49AM EST
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“How did I get here… Bob don’t look at me like that! Fine then…”

*Le stare

But what would really happen…

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WTF! OH GOD!”

Last edited Feb 26, 2012 at 02:55AM EST
Feb 26, 2012 at 02:54AM EST

If I woke up to see weegee next to me, I would either be paralyzed or instantly killed.

Feb 26, 2012 at 03:06AM EST
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WHY DON’T YOU HOLD ME WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?” is the first thing I’ll yell when I see you.

Feb 26, 2012 at 04:52AM EST
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Well I think the plan would of destroyed my house along with my bed.
Also I got wings so I can fly with him too if he gets away.

Last edited Feb 26, 2012 at 09:06AM EST
Feb 26, 2012 at 09:05AM EST
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Wait a second…
YOU ARE NOT JACUZZI SPLOT!
/me cries and runs away

Feb 26, 2012 at 09:14AM EST
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I don’t know if it is a good or bad thing to have Mr. Bean beside you in the bed.

Feb 26, 2012 at 09:18AM EST
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Cats and ponies should never mix. Get out of my bed. Bruelock leaves Oh God what have I done!?
inb4 a cat is fine too

Last edited Feb 26, 2012 at 09:20AM EST
Feb 26, 2012 at 09:19AM EST
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God damn it…not again….(No offence).
Just don’t empty my fridge this time, k?

Last edited Feb 26, 2012 at 11:27AM EST
Feb 26, 2012 at 11:21AM EST
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Lich wrote:

Hiiiiiiiii….

OH GOD! NO MR. POPO!!!!

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Feb 26, 2012 at 11:26AM EST
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Have I been dragged back into the shipping thread?

Feb 26, 2012 at 11:30AM EST
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Now you have.

Feb 26, 2012 at 11:35AM EST

He might get angry, and I might get scared.

Feb 26, 2012 at 02:15PM EST
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Help!

Last edited Feb 26, 2012 at 02:20PM EST
Feb 26, 2012 at 02:20PM EST
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Yes.
If I wake up with RandomMan next to me, it means that I have succeeded at life.
EDIT: Dammit Ninjad by Cite.

Last edited Feb 26, 2012 at 02:22PM EST
Feb 26, 2012 at 02:22PM EST
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Wait, you arent the hooker from last night…

Also, CommanderNeeded woke up with himself…
trollface

Feb 26, 2012 at 02:25PM EST
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Wtf happened last night, Was I drunk while fighting a dragon or what ?
sorry for bothering you but i gotta to leave.

reaction while I woke up:

Feb 26, 2012 at 02:25PM EST

Oh god ponies?
How did this get here I am not good with sex

Feb 26, 2012 at 02:27PM EST
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CitationNeeded wrote:

Nope.

Cite-chan is just a little tsun tsun.

He has to show his dere side first.

Last edited Feb 26, 2012 at 02:29PM EST
Feb 26, 2012 at 02:27PM EST
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