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The Bonus Boss of the Internet

Last posted Jul 17, 2012 at 04:27PM EDT. Added Jul 13, 2012 at 10:46PM EDT
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Who do you think is the bonus boss of the internet?



Jul 13, 2012 at 10:46PM EDT

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

Jul 13, 2012 at 11:59PM EDT

Suiseiseki     wrote:

So it begins.

Gaston’s side.
KICK HER ASS GASTON !

Jul 14, 2012 at 12:09AM EDT

SubjectNumber32 wrote:

Gaston’s side.
KICK HER ASS GASTON !

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Jul 14, 2012 at 11:28PM EDT
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ConnerABacon wrote:

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I thought your choosing Grotan’s side.

Jul 14, 2012 at 11:29PM EDT
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Greninja wrote:

I thought your choosing Grotan’s side.

Oh wait.

LE I AM LE GROTAN DESUU~. LE PREPARE YOURSELVES LE DESUUU~.

Last edited Jul 15, 2012 at 11:35AM EDT
Jul 15, 2012 at 11:29AM EDT
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The bonus boss is sting_auer…

…if you beat the internet on beginner difficulty!

Jul 15, 2012 at 11:37AM EDT
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量子 Meme wrote:

The bonus boss is sting_auer…

…if you beat the internet on beginner difficulty!

Heck yeah, I’ll be teaching the newbies how to succeed :D

Jul 15, 2012 at 11:48AM EDT
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CaptainLuigi wrote:

Ok can someone explain to me who/what grotan is

HE IS THE ULTIMATE
THE DEVOURER OF ALL
HER HUNGER IS INFINITE
HE SHALL DESTROY ALL THAT STAND IN HER WAY.
SHE WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY BEINGS THAT QUESTION HIS OMNIPOTENCE

BEWARE THE GROTAN, FOR HIS POWER SURPASSES ANY BEING THAT CONFRONTS HER.

Jul 15, 2012 at 03:50PM EDT
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ConnerABacon wrote:

Oh wait.

LE I AM LE GROTAN DESUU~. LE PREPARE YOURSELVES LE DESUUU~.

Jul 15, 2012 at 04:06PM EDT

SubjectNumber32 wrote:

THE GROTAN IS THE FINAL BONUS BOSS OF THE INTERNET.

DO NOT QUESTION HIM. SHE SHALL DEVOUR YOU WITH HIS ENORMOUS STRENGTH THAT SHE GAINED THROUGH HIS TRIALS IN THE DEEPEST PITS OF ETERNAL HUMBILITY

Jul 15, 2012 at 05:53PM EDT
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Bonus Boss of the Internet?

Deadpool.

Jul 15, 2012 at 06:14PM EDT

CaptainLuigi wrote:

Ok can someone explain to me who/what grotan is

I think he was a guy that used to come here and annoy everyone. Stig keeps trying to force it as a meme or something.

Jul 15, 2012 at 06:46PM EDT
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The bonus boss of the internet is the “dark” version of yourself.
He does everything different from you. If you’re an atheist, he’s a Westboro Baptist Church member. If you love Video Games, he’s Jack Thompson’s counterpart.

The only places where he does not differ is in looks. In fact, he’s probably the much handsomer version of you.

He can not be stopped. He takes followers under his wings very fast. Enter an argument with him and he automatically wins.

You probably have not met him yet. But you will someday. He will strike hard. He will strike fast. He will win.

Jul 15, 2012 at 07:03PM EDT
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Fridge wrote:

I think he was a guy that used to come here and annoy everyone. Stig keeps trying to force it as a meme or something.

I INVENTED THE GROTAN.

THEN I ENTERED MY GLORIOUS TRANSFORMATION, AND EMERGED FROM MY COCOON OF IDIOCY INTO A RESPECTABLE MEMBER OF THE FORUM. THAT’S RIGHT, I GOT AN AVATAR

HAIL GROTAN

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Jul 15, 2012 at 07:05PM EDT
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ConnerABacon wrote:

I INVENTED THE GROTAN.

THEN I ENTERED MY GLORIOUS TRANSFORMATION, AND EMERGED FROM MY COCOON OF IDIOCY INTO A RESPECTABLE MEMBER OF THE FORUM. THAT’S RIGHT, I GOT AN AVATAR

HAIL GROTAN

Bitch, please.

Grotan got nothin’ on my avatar.

ALL HAIL

Jul 15, 2012 at 07:08PM EDT
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SILENCE YOURSELF FEEBLE CONTENDER

FOR I HAVE COPY THE DO OF YOUR HAIR, AND BESTED IT IN ALL CONCEIVABLE WAYS

Jul 15, 2012 at 07:48PM EDT
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Really? That’s the best you got?

Say hello to my little friend and its big buddy.

Last edited Jul 15, 2012 at 07:52PM EDT
Jul 15, 2012 at 07:51PM EDT

CEASE YOUR FUTILE ATTEMPTS AT DEFEATING ME, PUNY MACHINE CONSTRUCTED BY MAN

YOUR HIGH-CALIBER ROUNDS ARE OF NO CONSEQUENCE TO THE GROTANK

Jul 15, 2012 at 07:57PM EDT
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ConnerABacon wrote:

SILENCE YOURSELF FEEBLE CONTENDER

FOR I HAVE COPY THE DO OF YOUR HAIR, AND BESTED IT IN ALL CONCEIVABLE WAYS

Aha! You have proved yourself the feeble one, for I did not need to change anything.
You, on the other hand, needed to add hair!

But hey, you know what they say… Copying is the highest form of flattery.

U MAD?

Jul 15, 2012 at 08:05PM EDT
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ConnerABacon wrote:

I INVENTED THE GROTAN.

THEN I ENTERED MY GLORIOUS TRANSFORMATION, AND EMERGED FROM MY COCOON OF IDIOCY INTO A RESPECTABLE MEMBER OF THE FORUM. THAT’S RIGHT, I GOT AN AVATAR

HAIL GROTAN

Shut up please.

Jul 15, 2012 at 08:21PM EDT
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ConnerABacon wrote:

CEASE YOUR FUTILE ATTEMPTS AT DEFEATING ME, PUNY MACHINE CONSTRUCTED BY MAN

YOUR HIGH-CALIBER ROUNDS ARE OF NO CONSEQUENCE TO THE GROTANK

YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING! EVERY LIGHT MUST FADE, EVERY HEART MUST RETURN TO DARKNESS!”




Last edited Jul 15, 2012 at 09:55PM EDT
Jul 15, 2012 at 09:31PM EDT

So, wait, is this a “fight the grotan” thread now?

I think you all just solidified the grotan being a boss of the internet.

Jul 16, 2012 at 12:28AM EDT
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Upon defeating Bob Ross and his evil canine companion, you win one Internet as a reward.

Jul 16, 2012 at 01:51PM EDT
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You fight Rosalina after you beat all the diffuculties of the Internet, not getting hurt.

YOSHI YOSHI!

Last edited Jul 16, 2012 at 02:11PM EDT
Jul 16, 2012 at 02:04PM EDT
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CaptainLuigi wrote:

Ok can someone explain to me who/what grotan is

Sting_auer’s forced inside meme.

Forced

Inside

Meme.

I didn’t even know that was possible.

Jul 17, 2012 at 04:27PM EDT
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