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Dramatic Reading Thread

Last posted Nov 25, 2012 at 12:58PM EST. Added Oct 02, 2012 at 05:56PM EDT
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Hello and welcome the the Dramatic Reading Thread, where users – i.e. you – post their own dramatic readings. “But wait, 404, what if my recording isn’t dramatic?” hahaha don’t worry this is a thread for any similar content, so feel free to post your own recordings or request one from another user regardless of content. It doesn’t really matter what you post, just as long as you contribute and have fun.

And remember, this is totally not a thinly veiled attempt to get you all to post what you sound like on the internet.

(If you do not own any voice recording software please try vocaroo.com, a site that offers free audio recording and embedding. OP is not responsible for any, rage, insults, but hurt, or damage to your fragile perception of reality that may come from this tread.)
http://vocaroo.com/




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Last edited Oct 02, 2012 at 05:57PM EDT
Oct 02, 2012 at 05:56PM EDT
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I’m willing to do a dramatic reading.

As Tavros.

Oct 02, 2012 at 08:12PM EDT

@404
I’ve been waiting months for you to make this thread. Your voice is incredible. I just like threads like this, in general.

Oct 02, 2012 at 08:17PM EDT
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404 user not found wrote:

oh stop it you.

Yes, your voice is amazing.
3 dramatic readings in one!
Half Life: Full Life Consequences



Audio recording software >>
DOOM: Repercussions of evil



Voice Recorder >>
DOOM: Repercussions of evil (Shit to gold version)



Online recording software >>
In the third one, excuse my coughing, i’m a bit sick.
Also, my mic isn’t that good.

Last edited Oct 02, 2012 at 09:01PM EDT
Oct 02, 2012 at 08:34PM EDT
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Oct 02, 2012 at 10:00PM EDT
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Try a dramatic reading of “Ponponpon”, 404

Also, Any requests for me?

Oct 02, 2012 at 10:01PM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

Try a dramatic reading of “Ponponpon”, 404

Also, Any requests for me?

what 2spooky4twili said.

Oct 02, 2012 at 10:19PM EDT
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Mexx Android wrote:

Try a dramatic reading of “Ponponpon”, 404

Also, Any requests for me?

You gave me another chance to post this.

Start at 0:38

Oct 02, 2012 at 10:31PM EDT
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

what 2spooky4twili said.

I can’t do it, damn it. I keep fucking stuttering along the way.
Here’s a failed recording.



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Oct 02, 2012 at 10:32PM EDT

I sang the second opening to Haruhi Suzumiya (in English) per request of Bob and Ann about a month ago. Yeah, I messed up twice but whatever:

Oct 03, 2012 at 04:18PM EDT
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Twilitlord wrote:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.




Record music with Vocaroo >>
I think i did a pretty good job on this one.
@ANN: That was pretty funny.

Last edited Oct 03, 2012 at 04:50PM EDT
Oct 03, 2012 at 04:48PM EDT
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My own Reading of Half Life: Full Life Consequences, Now with 20% More Shouting. xD



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My next reading will be much different, Of an actual story and less yelling but this was pretty fun.

Oct 03, 2012 at 05:34PM EDT
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Hank Note
Coming Soon to a Dramatic Reading thread near you!

Oct 03, 2012 at 10:23PM EDT
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404 user not found wrote:

any requests?

50 Shades of Gray

Oct 03, 2012 at 11:28PM EDT
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Sandstone wrote:

50 Shades of Gray

After Gilbert Gottfried’s rendition, this is no longer a valid option. Because nothing can compare to it. Ever.

Oct 04, 2012 at 12:08AM EDT
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opspe wrote:

After Gilbert Gottfried’s rendition, this is no longer a valid option. Because nothing can compare to it. Ever.

I have a 3 minute ringtone of him just saying “C******s” (although I say them in person, I don’t like using words like that in text…they just look gross) from this video.

Oct 04, 2012 at 12:14AM EDT
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opspe wrote:

After Gilbert Gottfried’s rendition, this is no longer a valid option. Because nothing can compare to it. Ever.

The only thing that could top this would be morgan freeman reading it.

Oct 04, 2012 at 04:47PM EDT
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

The only thing that could top this would be morgan freeman reading it.

Delivar’d.

OK, so it’s not really Freeman, but it’s probably the best impression I’ve ever heard.

Oct 05, 2012 at 02:16AM EDT
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My voice is too godly to post here, so instead I think I’ll just post my personal favorite dramatic reading:

Oct 06, 2012 at 11:21PM EDT
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“Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.”

Oct 07, 2012 at 03:01PM EDT
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I don’t know what you guys are thinking. dukerecordings does it best.

Oct 08, 2012 at 10:51PM EDT
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Cale wrote:

“Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.”

Oct 23, 2012 at 03:37PM EDT
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Skeletor-sm

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