Hello and welcome the the Dramatic Reading Thread, where users – i.e. you – post their own dramatic readings. "But wait, 404, what if my recording isn't dramatic?" hahaha don't worry this is a thread for any similar content, so feel free to post your own recordings or request one from another user regardless of content. It doesn't really matter what you post, just as long as you contribute and have fun.
And remember, this is totally not a thinly veiled attempt to get you all to post what you sound like on the internet.
(If you do not own any voice recording software please try vocaroo.com, a site that offers free audio recording and embedding. OP is not responsible for any, rage, insults, but hurt, or damage to your fragile perception of reality that may come from this tread.)
http://vocaroo.com/