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Last posted Oct 08, 2012 at 10:29PM EDT. Added Oct 08, 2012 at 03:13PM EDT
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So I bet you’re one of those giant douches who think they’re all that with your popped collar and pompadors and Air Jordans.

^You

I also bet you’re one of those people who think they only have the best chance of survival when it comes to zombies. WELL THIS AIN’T NO LEFT 4 NAZI PLANTS 3!!!! Prove that you’re worth the effort of not being made into a zombie with this:

Oct 08, 2012 at 03:13PM EDT
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Accesories : stunner shades
Headgear : hologram fitted
upper garment : polo shirt (extra popped collar) I

Lower garmanet: sagging coogi jeans
footwear; Jordans… Air Jordans

Weapons:
Primary: iphone
secondary : beer pong ball

Inventory:
weed
about treefiddy

Vehicle: moms grand am

seems like I’m all geared up now

Last edited Oct 08, 2012 at 03:46PM EDT
Oct 08, 2012 at 03:46PM EDT
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angstyHoodie OPERATOR wrote:

So I bet you’re one of those giant douches who think they’re all that with your popped collar and pompadors and Air Jordans.

^You

I also bet you’re one of those people who think they only have the best chance of survival when it comes to zombies. WELL THIS AIN’T NO LEFT 4 NAZI PLANTS 3!!!! Prove that you’re worth the effort of not being made into a zombie with this:

Accessory: Polarized Transition Lens glasses(Turn into sunglasses in the day)
Headgear: Ohio University Marching 110 Baseball cap
Upper Garment: Tight fitting Under Armour type shirt, layered with a tight t-shirt and a polar fleece(no strings or hood)
Lower Garment: Tight fitting cargo pants, not baggy.
Accessory: Crowbar
Footwear: Steel-toed waterproof boots
Weapons
Primary: M39 Enhanced Marksman Rifle

Secondary: Desert Eagle
Melee: TNT Tool


Inventory
1. Camping backpack, frame inside of the pack
2. Two changes of clothes
3. First Aid kit
4. Extra ammo
5. Non-perishable food
6. Water bottle and iodine tablets to cleanse water
7. Large road map/atlas

Vehicle: Armored car

Miscellaneous
Stronghold: High-fenced government farming compound
Sidekick: Jesus Christ
Soundtrack: ABBA’s greatest hits
Final Boss: Zombies don’t HAVE final bosses, a zombie will only have the same power as who it used to be.

Oct 08, 2012 at 05:03PM EDT
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  • Clothing and Gear

Upper Garment: Black T-Shirt layered with slightly fitted grey zip-up hoodie
Lower Garment: Black Skinny Jeans
Headgear: None, use hood
Footwear: Grey low-top converse with dirtied toes & edges
Head accessory: Prescription polarized Transitions Raybans w/ built-in HUD operating on long-life solar battery
Second Accessory: Tactical Belt


  • Weapons

Primary Weapons: M4 with SOPMOD II (Inventory)
Secondary weapon: Beretta M9A1 with suppressor
Melee: Fixed 5-6 in blade tactical knife


  • Inventory

Container: Kevlar-reinforced messenger bag
Inventory:
SOPMOD II for M4 (see above)
First Aid Kit
Non-perishable food
Reusable water bottle & iodine tablets
Leatherman multipurpose tool
Smartphone w/ modified long-life battery and solar charger (assuming cell towers still work) OR
US Road map w/ maps of major cities (if they don’t)


  • Vehicle: Hardtop Camaro SS, reinforced glass

  • Miscellaneous

Stronghold: Duh.

Sidekick: Deadpool
Soundtrack: RUSH
Final Boss: Zombie Hitler

Last edited Oct 08, 2012 at 05:39PM EDT
Oct 08, 2012 at 05:38PM EDT
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Accessory: some cool shades
Headgear: spiny hair
Upper garment: dōgi top
Lower garment: dōgi pants
Footwear: boots
Primary weapon: ki
Secondary weapon: more ki
Melee: my fist
Inventory: food, food, & food
Vehicle: flying nimbus
Stronghold: don’t need one
Sidekick: Krillin
Soundtrack: Queen
Final Boss: Undead Perfect Cell

Oct 08, 2012 at 05:55PM EDT
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Callsign: Wolfman (fighter callsign given to me a while ago)
Location: Colorado
Battle cry: “Let’s fuck shit up”
Last words: Damn it

1st accessory: sunglasses
Headwear: none
Upper garment: t-shirt (when was the last time a zombie movie was set in winter?)
Lower: jeans
Footwear: boots
2nd accessory: flak jacket with ammo pouches

Primary weapon: 5.56mm Bushmaster ACR with ACOG sight and laser sight.
Secondary: Benelli M4 shotgun
Melee: 10-inch serrated knife

Inventory: Phone, wallet, flares, water bottles, MREs, matches, duct tape
Vehicle: armored SUV

Stronghold: NORAD
Sidekick: Brother (Marine)
Sound track: “American Idiot” – Green Day
Final boss: Not sure as it depends on why I’m wearing all of this

Oct 08, 2012 at 10:29PM EDT
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