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The item on your left will be used to seduce the user above you.

Last posted Nov 04, 2012 at 04:50PM EST. Added Oct 28, 2012 at 11:05AM EDT
65 posts from 47 users

My bed is extra soft and stainfree I wash the sheets every month once a semester sometimes.

Oct 28, 2012 at 11:34AM EDT
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A sofa.

We already know where this is heading so hurry up, Ivan. I ain’t got all day.

Oct 28, 2012 at 12:25PM EDT

I have a chair
An extremely comfortable, soft, big for two chair

Oct 28, 2012 at 12:34PM EDT
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USB Keyboard…

Ay gurl lemme play woop woop for 10 hours straight.

Oct 28, 2012 at 12:56PM EDT
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Here, take this apple.

Oct 28, 2012 at 01:33PM EDT

Organic Whole Husk Psyllium!

An excellent source of natural dietary fiber!
(48 servings)

okay then.

Oct 28, 2012 at 01:41PM EDT
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The Wall.

Well, like I said before, we already know where this is heading. Remember, hands on the wall first, then ya spread em.

Oct 28, 2012 at 08:24PM EDT

A doorknob.
Kinky

Oct 28, 2012 at 08:33PM EDT

A plastic bag.

Even kinkier.

Oct 28, 2012 at 08:40PM EDT

The Avengers on Blu-Ray.
Why would I want to…?

Oct 28, 2012 at 08:49PM EDT

A TV remote.

Well, I guess you’ll need that Avengers disc after all.

EDIT: DAGGUM MDF NINJA ME THEN I GUESS I’LL JUST SPANK YOU WITH IT INSTEAD

Last edited Oct 28, 2012 at 08:51PM EDT
Oct 28, 2012 at 08:51PM EDT
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a pair of headphones. I dunno what are you going to use them for but that’s what I got

Oct 28, 2012 at 09:04PM EDT
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Hey baby, wanna see my water bottle?

It’s hard & long (20cm, that’s right), with a massive girth and if you give it a good squeeze it will splash all over your face.

Feeling a little thirsty for some action? 1 hour with me and I’ll get you hydrating if you know what I mean.

Come over here and lets get pumping

Oct 28, 2012 at 09:08PM EDT
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a desk lamp
…..does “unconscious” count as seduced?

Oct 28, 2012 at 09:15PM EDT
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An eraser. Ann I knew you were a sick fuck but not that sick of a fuck.

Oct 28, 2012 at 09:19PM EDT

My computer tower.
Come on I know you want to ride my tower.
Just don’t get your dick caught in the fans.
(Oh god, this can be such a cheesy pickup line as well).

Last edited Oct 28, 2012 at 09:53PM EDT
Oct 28, 2012 at 09:53PM EDT
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A Dictionary

Looks like we’re gonna get creative with our sentences tonight, friend.

Oct 28, 2012 at 09:59PM EDT

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

My 25 cm Charr figurine from the CE of Guild Wars 2…

Probably be pretty expensive on eBay…


@Mex
That Canadian hat I have…I’m not surprised everyone fucking loves this.

Oct 28, 2012 at 10:05PM EDT

Would you happen to be into a foam Minecraft pickaxe?

Last edited Oct 28, 2012 at 10:09PM EDT
Oct 28, 2012 at 10:08PM EDT
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Mexx Android wrote:

A sofa.

We already know where this is heading so hurry up, Ivan. I ain’t got all day.

Uh…

Oh, who am I kidding

Last edited Oct 28, 2012 at 11:04PM EDT
Oct 28, 2012 at 11:01PM EDT
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Pillow fetish, anyone?

Oct 28, 2012 at 11:05PM EDT

angstyHoodie OPERATOR wrote:


Well now that’s just a waste of perfectly good hot sauce.

BY THE POWER OF NAUGHTYNESS, I DEMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOT SAUCE, TO BE REALLY, REALLY, HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

(I’m sorry, I just had to throw in a spongebob reference)

Oct 28, 2012 at 11:21PM EDT
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A Samsung Galaxy Tab 2 10.1.

Maybe I can put some videos on it or something. :I

Last edited Oct 29, 2012 at 12:40AM EDT
Oct 29, 2012 at 12:40AM EDT
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a dispenser.

Oct 29, 2012 at 01:52AM EDT

A can of Diet 7Up soda.

Now that would just be a kind of weird fetish.

Oct 29, 2012 at 03:58PM EDT
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I got something sweet for you girl. Here, take this Snikers. Yeah, eat it all up.

Last edited Oct 29, 2012 at 04:43PM EDT
Oct 29, 2012 at 04:39PM EDT
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Yeah ! Pour it all over me~!

Oct 29, 2012 at 04:45PM EDT

A now-empty can of Diet 7Up soda. Now that would be an even weirder fetish.

Last edited Oct 29, 2012 at 04:50PM EDT
Oct 29, 2012 at 04:50PM EDT
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A notebook with various words, phrases, and definitions for sexual, painful or horrific encounters.
….

You really didn’t need to know all of that.

Oct 29, 2012 at 04:59PM EDT

A bowl of milk from already eaten cereal. Best be pourin’ it all over yourself.

Oct 29, 2012 at 05:05PM EDT
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Two vegetable burgers and a can of Diet Squirt. Yeah, I eat a lot. I hope you’re into food.

Oct 29, 2012 at 06:17PM EDT
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As before, a not-quite-working fishing rod.

Oh dear.

Nov 03, 2012 at 01:18AM EDT
Skeletor-sm

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