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The item on your left will be used to seduce the user above you.

Last posted Nov 04, 2012 at 04:50PM EST. Added Oct 28, 2012 at 11:05AM EDT
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A TV remote.

Well, I guess you’ll need that Avengers disc after all.

EDIT: DAGGUM MDF NINJA ME THEN I GUESS I’LL JUST SPANK YOU WITH IT INSTEAD

Last edited Oct 28, 2012 at 08:51PM EDT

Hey baby, wanna see my water bottle?

It’s hard & long (20cm, that’s right), with a massive girth and if you give it a good squeeze it will splash all over your face.

Feeling a little thirsty for some action? 1 hour with me and I’ll get you hydrating if you know what I mean.

Come over here and lets get pumping

My computer tower.
Come on I know you want to ride my tower.
Just don’t get your dick caught in the fans.
(Oh god, this can be such a cheesy pickup line as well).

Last edited Oct 28, 2012 at 09:53PM EDT

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

My 25 cm Charr figurine from the CE of Guild Wars 2…

Probably be pretty expensive on eBay…


@Mex
That Canadian hat I have…I’m not surprised everyone fucking loves this.

angstyHoodie OPERATOR wrote:


Well now that’s just a waste of perfectly good hot sauce.

BY THE POWER OF NAUGHTYNESS, I DEMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOT SAUCE, TO BE REALLY, REALLY, HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

(I’m sorry, I just had to throw in a spongebob reference)

A notebook with various words, phrases, and definitions for sexual, painful or horrific encounters.
….

You really didn’t need to know all of that.

Skeletor-sm

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