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A Normal Day for Micheal Bay.

Last posted Jan 30, 2013 at 08:03PM EST. Added Jan 21, 2013 at 05:00PM EST
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You wake up in your bed as M̶i̶c̶h̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶B̶a̶y̶ THEMOSTAMAZINGMANINTHEHISTORYOFTHEUNIVERSESOAWESOMECONTAINYOURORGASMSAKAMICHAELFREAKINBAY, and you are hungry for some breakfast. What will you do?

A- Go down and eat some e̶g̶g̶s̶ T-REX TESTICLES AKA EGGS
B- Go back to sleep
C- Read a book
D- Watch some TV

Jan 21, 2013 at 05:00PM EST
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Spider-byte wrote:

E-SHOOT A NUKE AT SOME ALIEN-MUTANT-ROBOTS!

if not c.

You decide to read the book, The Hobbit, by J.R. Tolkien. You are at the part where Bilbo turns into a giant robot and uses his nuke launcher to blow up the pale orc.

You find the book not manly enough for you, and close it. What will you do now?

A- Keep reading out of curiosity
B- Go downstairs and eat some T REX TESTICLES
C- Go back to sleep
D- Watch TV

Jan 21, 2013 at 05:33PM EST
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B- EAT SOME FUCKING T-REX TESTICLES THEN FLY INTO SPACE TO FIGHT ALIENS

Jan 21, 2013 at 05:51PM EST

SubjectNumber32 wrote:

B- EAT SOME FUCKING T-REX TESTICLES THEN FLY INTO SPACE TO FIGHT ALIENS

HELL YES
Though, you can’t fight aliens just yet, sorry.

Anyways, you eat the T REX TESTICLES and then you are ready to go off to work. What will you do?

A- Go to work
B- Watch TV
C- Make Transformers 4
D- Grow a set of eagle wings and engage in a friendly wrestle with Thor

Jan 21, 2013 at 05:59PM EST
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D- THEN PILE DRIVE A SHARK INTO A VOLCANO, FLY AWAY, AND WATCH THE VOLCANO EXPLODE

Jan 21, 2013 at 06:38PM EST

Get to your film set for “Transformers 5: The Humans Pilot the Robots This Time.”

Your female lead is chatting on the phone nearby

OPTIONS
a. Slap her.
b. Kiss her
c. Slap her, then kiss her
d. Say “Good morning,” instead of being a tool.

Jan 21, 2013 at 06:56PM EST
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C – make Transformers 4 in the fifteen minutes you have before you need to leave for work, then A – go to work

Jan 21, 2013 at 08:11PM EST
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WarriorTang wrote:

C – make Transformers 4 in the fifteen minutes you have before you need to leave for work, then A – go to work

C has been a popular option.

You make Transformers 4 in 15 minutes, but before you can go to work you are held gunpoint by about 500 movie critics, saying it was so bad you deserve to die.
What will you do?

A- Accept fate
B- Run for your life
C- Try performing a rain dance in hope that it will save your life
D- DIE BEEYOTCH

Jan 21, 2013 at 08:19PM EST
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You run for your life.
They pop you in the head, and then teabag your corpse.
Continue with new story?

Jan 21, 2013 at 08:30PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Reload game

You wake up as Michael Bay again, but this time you’re on the Moon.
What do you do?

A- Try to see if the moon has T REX TESTICLES
B- Convince yourself it is all a dream
C- Look for aliens
D- Realize you cant breath in space

Jan 21, 2013 at 09:17PM EST
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Nightfury Treann wrote:

C- Look for aliens while listening Linkin Park LOUDLY.

Nice addition to that, BTW.

Anyways, you must pick a gun before you set off to find aliens. Your choices are
A- A diamond M4A1 that shoots incendiary lasers
B- Dual M9s that play Linkin Park music upon headshot
C- A full automatic AWP that turns the enemy into a robot slave
D- BARE FISTS OF FURY

Jan 21, 2013 at 09:31PM EST
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­ wrote:

Nice addition to that, BTW.

Anyways, you must pick a gun before you set off to find aliens. Your choices are
A- A diamond M4A1 that shoots incendiary lasers
B- Dual M9s that play Linkin Park music upon headshot
C- A full automatic AWP that turns the enemy into a robot slave
D- BARE FISTS OF FURY

ALL OF THEM. AT THE SAME TIME.

Jan 21, 2013 at 11:28PM EST
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How about FUCK ALL YO CHOICEs, I’M MOTHERFUCKING MICHEAL BAY?

seriously tho, D.

Last edited Jan 22, 2013 at 12:55AM EST
Jan 22, 2013 at 12:55AM EST

F. BELT-FED GRENADE LAUNCHER FOR MAXIMUM EXPLOSIVE EFFICIENCY

Jan 22, 2013 at 01:12AM EST
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G. FLY TO THE FUCKING SUN AND DESTROY IT

Jan 22, 2013 at 01:48AM EST

Tough call, but D seems to be the most popular.

You take your hands out of your holster and cock them (lolwut) and you set out on your journey.

Since you have started your journey, it has now been 72 hours. What will you do?

A- Just go back
B- Keep going
C- Realize you are starving and try to find some T REX TESTICLES
D- Commit suicide via fists

Jan 22, 2013 at 09:13AM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

C

You dig into the middle of the moon with your FISTS OF FURY
You find a pit with a T REX in it. You must defeat the T REX to get the T REX TESTICLES

What will you do?

A- Run for your life
B- Accept fate
C- Beat the shit out of that thing
D- Cut off his T REX TESTICLES and run

Jan 22, 2013 at 09:41AM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

C
you are Micheal bay. you can do anything.

You punch him once in the jaw and the T REX explodes into many gory bits. You realize that this is a special occasion, you should eat these T REX TESTICLES in a special way. How will you cook them?

A- Cook them into an eggs benedict (the ham being the T REX‘s intestines
B- Cook them in a nice white wine sauce with some oregano to top it off.
C- Take some of the T REX’s meat and use it as cheese with the testicles for a caprese salad
D- RAW

Jan 22, 2013 at 09:55AM EST
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Lone K.K. Slider wrote:

D. COOKED MEAT ISFOR PUSSIES.

HECK YEAH
YOU SWALLOW THOSE T REX TESTICLES WHOLE AND YOU TURN INTO A ROBOT HOLY SHIT WHAT WILL YOU DO

A- SHOOT STUFF
B-FIND THOSE DAMN ALIENS
C- EAT MORE T REX TESTICLES AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
D- SIT THERE

Jan 22, 2013 at 11:24AM EST
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C- THEN D-

Jan 22, 2013 at 05:48PM EST

C

YOU EAT THOSE T REX TESTICLES, YOU AINT AFRAID
THEN YOU FEEL A WEIRD SENSATION
AND THEN YOU TURN INTO AN APACHE HELICOPTER HOLY SHIT
WHAT WILL YOU DO

A- Go back to being ordinary michael bay
B- Eat even more T REX TESTICLES
C- Fly around, see what the moon is like
D- BLOW UP THE MOON SERIOUSLY WHO NEEDS THAT STUPID WANNABE PLANET

Jan 22, 2013 at 09:48PM EST
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B BITCH
LETS GET SOME MORE TRANSFORMATION UP IN THIS BITCH
MAYBE LIKE A TANK THAT SHOOTS EXPLOSIONS
NOT EXPLOSIVE ROUNDS, ACTUAL EXPLOSIONS.

Jan 22, 2013 at 09:54PM EST
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YOU EAT EVEN MORE T REX TESTICLES HOLY CRAP THIS IS INSANE and then you BECOME ONE WITH THE SUN EXCEPT THE SUN HAS GIANT MACHINE GUNS
YOU ARE NOW THE SUN
WHAT WILL YOU DO

A- WRECK HAVOC UPON PLANET EARTH
B- EVEN MORE T REX TESTICLES
C- DESTROY THE MOON
D- FLY AROUND AND WATCH AS THE GALAXY FLIESS AROUND THE SUN TOO

Jan 23, 2013 at 09:28AM EST
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YOU EAT EVEN MORE GODDAMN T REX TESTICLES YOU ARE A BADASS AND THEN YOU EXPLODE THE UNIVERSE. GOD THEN DESCENDS FROM HEAVEN AND CALLS ON YOU TO TRAVEL TO HELL AND DEFEAT LUCIFER

A- CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
B- CHALLENGE DENIED

Jan 24, 2013 at 11:54PM EST
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