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Last posted Feb 27, 2013 at 12:31PM EST. Added Feb 16, 2013 at 04:19AM EST
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This thread is for white people to post in. No persons of color allowed. We will talk about matters of interest to honkies.

Feb 16, 2013 at 04:19AM EST
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Feb 16, 2013 at 06:33AM EST

Adam DeLand wrote:

Ju fo’git th’ rules? Only whites! Getcher black ass outta hyar befo’e us superio’ whites kick yer ass!

Feb 16, 2013 at 11:36AM EST
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You’re not a white mage, you’re a red mage.

Feb 16, 2013 at 11:55AM EST

Klu Klux Kung Fu, and their army of ninjers

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Feb 16, 2013 at 12:54PM EST
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Dios lo bendiga wedo’s, my name is Ken Perez

I’m a 27 year old American Tacomaniaco (Mexican culture lover for you gringos). I draw olmec codex’s on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Mexican games. (Lucha Libre AAA: Heroes del Ring)

I train with my Macuahuitl every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is made from obsidian from the deep Mayan caves, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Charro license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Mexican fluently, both Aztec and Nauatl dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Mexican history and their Chimalpahin Codex , which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Mexican visa, I am moving to Guatemala to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culinary arts. I hope I can become a Mariachi or a game designer!

I own several charro, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Mexico, so I can fit in easier. I adress my elders and seniors by “wey” and speak Mexican as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the Mexican lifestyle?

Wish me luck in Mexico!

Feb 16, 2013 at 01:19PM EST
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Pseudogenesis wrote:

MODS ARE ASLEEP, POST BLACK PEOPLE

>“mods are asleep”
>implying JFF has mods anymore

Feb 17, 2013 at 01:30AM EST
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those shoes are just
oh my god

Feb 17, 2013 at 04:01AM EST

Sandstone wrote:

>“mods are asleep”
>implying JFF has mods anymore

>Implying mods sleep
>Implying we don’t still monitor your every move on JFF

Feb 17, 2013 at 05:14AM EST
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Fandroid wrote:

>Implying mods sleep
>Implying we don’t still monitor your every move on JFF

Careful, you’re gonna start a revolt saying shit like that. I’d certainly be for it. Why, in today’s enlightened world, should we, the regular users, continue to be watched over day and night and oppressed by the tyrannical oligarchy of the mods? Their rule goes on without any consent from those that they govern! I say let us choose our own system of administration, let us self-moderate, let us be what we will. VIVE LA REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Feb 17, 2013 at 05:42AM EST
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Fandroid wrote:

>Implying mods sleep
>Implying we don’t still monitor your every move on JFF

Feb 17, 2013 at 09:52AM EST
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Fandroid wrote:

>Implying mods sleep
>Implying we don’t still monitor your every move on JFF

Well I guess the secret’s out then.

Heh. “Secret”.

Feb 17, 2013 at 06:48PM EST
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Let’s discuss my favorite book about white ppl:

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Feb 17, 2013 at 06:54PM EST
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Fandroid wrote:

>Implying mods sleep
>Implying we don’t still monitor your every move on JFF

>Implying mods aren’t sleep
>Implying mods aren’t computer monitors



Where’s the bleach, guys?

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Feb 18, 2013 at 12:38AM EST
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[Shrugs.]

Feb 18, 2013 at 12:53AM EST

@Lone K

Just check SomethingAwful, they’ve got plenty of this:

I know it’s for brains but I hear it works great on linens too.

Also I’ve got another load of whites that needs filling myself. Can I just add my whites to yours?

Feb 18, 2013 at 12:55AM EST
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@Blue Screen (of Advance)

Yup, go ahead. I only needed a few shirts and socks to be washed.

Say, have you heard the news about that new “Whites-Only” laundromat that was opened a month ago?

It sounds really interesting, but it got renamed to “Uncle Tom’s Laundromat” for some reason.

Feb 18, 2013 at 01:11AM EST
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-R33MIX a.k.a. DICKGOD THEMIGHTY

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Feb 18, 2013 at 01:14AM EST
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Fandroid wrote:

>Implying mods sleep
>Implying we don’t still monitor your every move on JFF

Fuck this censorship. I made a thread. You saw it. Butthurt commenced.

>mod delete delete deleted

fuck outta here.

JFF is the heart of the forums. If you don’t like, then say so.

pathetic mods search for power. Suck my dick based.

we won’t stop. Ban me. This is why too many chiefs suck ass.

go ahead, delete it. I put alot of my life in this community.i am disappoint

Feb 18, 2013 at 01:18AM EST
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Cale wrote:

Fuck this censorship. I made a thread. You saw it. Butthurt commenced.

>mod delete delete deleted

fuck outta here.

JFF is the heart of the forums. If you don’t like, then say so.

pathetic mods search for power. Suck my dick based.

we won’t stop. Ban me. This is why too many chiefs suck ass.

go ahead, delete it. I put alot of my life in this community.i am disappoint

What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I was promoted top of my class in the Know Your Meme userbase, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret locks on spambots, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in logical warfare and I’m the top tl;dr in the entire KYM modbase. You are nothing to me but just another user. I will wipe you the fuck out with text the likes of which has never been read before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of admins across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking banned, kid. I can be in any thread, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in witty retorts, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the KYM moderators and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will edit text all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.

Feb 18, 2013 at 01:45AM EST
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Feb 18, 2013 at 01:55AM EST
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HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I was promoted top of my class in the Know Your Meme userbase, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret locks on spambots, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in logical warfare and I’m the top tl;dr in the entire KYM modbase. You are nothing to me but just another user. I will wipe you the fuck out with text the likes of which has never been read before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of admins across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking banned, kid. I can be in any thread, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in witty retorts, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the KYM moderators and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will edit text all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.

>Implying Verbose isn’t the top tl;dr in the entire KYM modbase, if not of all the users on KYM.

Feb 18, 2013 at 07:57AM EST
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