What are some of the evilest things you can imagine?
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The evilest thing you can imagine?
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May 04, 2013 at 04:50AM EDT.
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Cats.
They infiltrate your house with their cuteness.
THEN…
THEY TEAR APART EVERY THING YOU LOVE.
Including your girlfriend…
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Digiatsu (Lexi) wrote:
Cats.
They infiltrate your house with their cuteness.
THEN…
THEY TEAR APART EVERY THING YOU LOVE.
Including your girlfriend…
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjVJuWks4Lvz_RxkcbiHm4yLMncrtKpdgvWfOqD4naPBOUOzcYvA
The URL was this picture…
Inb4 spilt milkshake
Papa Coolface
Banned
Every living thing doomed to eternal suffering and torment with no possibility of escape or even reprieve, yet daring to hope, which leads to disappointment, thus making such sufferings even worse.
Grim, dark darkness!
crusty
Deactivated
Set an alarm clock, then hide it somewhere in another person's room so it will never be found.
The louder the alarm clock is, the more effective it gets.
madcat
Deactivated
Triple-posting. It's horribly evil.
Daleks.
Über Mephisto
Deactivated
General Grievous
Deactivated
Lich
Banned
Making birthday cake mixed with laxatives and clog the toilets with a bunch of toilet paper.
Rimshot
Banned
Toothpaste oreo
Sharpening legos and placing them sharpest side up in shag rug carpeting. They are all clear and/or the same color as the carpets. Drug you and place you in the upstairs bedroom. There are 3 floors, no stairs, just a low grade ramp in the back. Good luck.
and then…
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AutisticWeeb wrote:
Sharpening legos and placing them sharpest side up in shag rug carpeting. They are all clear and/or the same color as the carpets. Drug you and place you in the upstairs bedroom. There are 3 floors, no stairs, just a low grade ramp in the back. Good luck.
Better yet, doing the exact same thing with thumbtacks inserted in them.
Like so:
The (Real) Doctor
Deactivated
Probably this lot.
4chan
Carno's end.
Deactivated
Replace the toothpaste in the tube with dyed broccoli purée.
False-advertising.
We lost that day, totally worth it.
tumblrtards
inb4 h8 or neg karma
Captain Douglas J Falcon
Deactivated
We own your soul. Think differently
crusty
Deactivated
Soldier wrote:
We lost that day, totally worth it.
>Playing as a Medic on Hightower
>Using the Quick-Fix
>Heals a Soldier near the edge of the map
>Soldier rocket jumps while I was healing him
>I fly off the edge and fall to my death
Iran
Deactivated
Sending a birthday invitation to someone of the same race of Seinfeld.
"Birthday Party" turns out to be a meeting of racists.
writes down a list
I can't post the evilest thing I can imagine. It's too dangerous to post.
I'm imagining it right now, and you will never know.
jace is a boss wrote:
ctrl+alt+delete.
Open task manage.
Kill the ie process
Problem solved. You're welcome.
Rimshot
Banned
Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:
We own your soul. Think differently
I'm reading this on a Mac.
I WILL NEVER LOOK AT APPLE THE SAME WAY.
Bionic Kraken
Deactivated
Gluing all the doors shut, replacing the windows with rubber and clogging all the toilets.
SIRSWAGGYBALLS666<3
Banned
Our Communist-Nazi president.