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The evilest thing you can imagine?

Last posted May 04, 2013 at 04:50AM EDT. Added Apr 30, 2013 at 06:46PM EDT
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Cats.

They infiltrate your house with their cuteness.
THEN
THEY TEAR APART EVERY THING YOU LOVE.

Including your girlfriend…
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Apr 30, 2013 at 06:50PM EDT
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Digiatsu (Lexi) wrote:

Cats.

They infiltrate your house with their cuteness.
THEN
THEY TEAR APART EVERY THING YOU LOVE.

Including your girlfriend…
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjVJuWks4Lvz_RxkcbiHm4yLMncrtKpdgvWfOqD4naPBOUOzcYvA

The URL was this picture…

Apr 30, 2013 at 06:51PM EDT
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Every living thing doomed to eternal suffering and torment with no possibility of escape or even reprieve, yet daring to hope, which leads to disappointment, thus making such sufferings even worse.

Grim, dark darkness!

Last edited Apr 30, 2013 at 07:07PM EDT
Apr 30, 2013 at 07:05PM EDT
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Set an alarm clock, then hide it somewhere in another person’s room so it will never be found.

The louder the alarm clock is, the more effective it gets.

Apr 30, 2013 at 07:52PM EDT

Triple-posting. It’s horribly evil.

Apr 30, 2013 at 08:17PM EDT
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May 01, 2013 at 06:20AM EDT

Toothpaste oreo

May 01, 2013 at 10:38AM EDT

Sharpening legos and placing them sharpest side up in shag rug carpeting. They are all clear and/or the same color as the carpets. Drug you and place you in the upstairs bedroom. There are 3 floors, no stairs, just a low grade ramp in the back. Good luck.

May 01, 2013 at 11:00AM EDT
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I'm the Batman wrote:

Sharpening legos and placing them sharpest side up in shag rug carpeting. They are all clear and/or the same color as the carpets. Drug you and place you in the upstairs bedroom. There are 3 floors, no stairs, just a low grade ramp in the back. Good luck.

Better yet, doing the exact same thing with thumbtacks inserted in them.
Like so:

May 01, 2013 at 03:22PM EDT
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Probably this lot.

May 01, 2013 at 03:46PM EDT

Replace the toothpaste in the tube with dyed broccoli purée.

May 01, 2013 at 05:32PM EDT
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tumblrtards
inb4 h8 or neg karma

Last edited May 01, 2013 at 08:37PM EDT
May 01, 2013 at 08:37PM EDT
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Soldier wrote:


We lost that day, totally worth it.

>Playing as a Medic on Hightower
>Using the Quick-Fix
>Heals a Soldier near the edge of the map
>Soldier rocket jumps while I was healing him
>I fly off the edge and fall to my death

May 01, 2013 at 10:23PM EDT

Sending a birthday invitation to someone of the same race of Seinfeld.

“Birthday Party” turns out to be a meeting of racists.

writes down a list

Last edited May 02, 2013 at 09:45PM EDT
May 02, 2013 at 09:44PM EDT

I can’t post the evilest thing I can imagine. It’s too dangerous to post.

May 02, 2013 at 10:53PM EDT
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I’m imagining it right now, and you will never know.

May 02, 2013 at 11:01PM EDT
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Horse armor

May 03, 2013 at 11:56AM EDT

Gluing all the doors shut, replacing the windows with rubber and clogging all the toilets.

May 03, 2013 at 07:41PM EDT
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Our Communist-Nazi president.

May 04, 2013 at 12:24AM EDT
Skeletor-sm

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