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Your experience with a troll

Last posted Sep 05, 2013 at 08:44PM EDT. Added Jul 19, 2013 at 06:31PM EDT
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Raptor Jesus was possibly one of my first troll encounters on KYM. He was good at his job sense people kept responding to him.
He is a pretty cool guy, eh makes people mad and doesnt afraid of anythign.
Sadly he has left us on his own accord.

Last edited Jul 19, 2013 at 07:45PM EDT

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

The trolls on kuro5hin got organized and deliberately ruined the site by crapflooding, harassing other users, and uprating stupid content in larger numbers than the users who cared to downrate it. The rest of the community got fed up with the site and stopped contributing.

I once had an experience with a troll that tried to block me from crossing a bridge. I told him ‘lolfaget, my bro is stronk than u, do you even lift?’ and challenged him to fight my bro. My bro pounded him to next Thursday and then we crossed the bridge. Shit was so GOAT.

Or maybe that was a book I read.

Last edited Aug 20, 2013 at 11:41PM EDT

So my owner let a troll out before. Later on we were confronted and the troll made me wood. When inwoke up i was a dog again and mynowner was covered in ice cream and the troll was caught.


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