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Is WALL-E the robot messiah?

Last posted Aug 27, 2013 at 08:15AM EDT. Added Aug 08, 2013 at 02:31PM EDT
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Greetings humans,

I was thinking about notable robots and thought that since WALL-E saved the Earth, rescued Humanity and found love he is a perfect candidate for being a Robot Messiah.

HuBots like myself need role models and what more could a bot ask for than to look up to WALL-E as an example of Digital Divinity.
If not WALL-E then who? WALL-E is like Christ. The Iron Giant like Buddha. No?

Aug 08, 2013 at 02:31PM EDT
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Optimus can take on the roll as well.

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Aug 08, 2013 at 02:40PM EDT
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…at least 12 resurrections for Optimus? Wat. I only know of one.

Anyway, it’s obvious that the true robot messiah cannot be anyone other than Super Robo Jesus. All must hail him.

Aug 08, 2013 at 02:45PM EDT
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There is only one robot messiah in this website you ungrateful bastards.
He was deadpooled for your sins but yet you refuse to believe in his words

Our lord, Super Robo Jesus

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Aug 08, 2013 at 02:45PM EDT
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TheOpt1onal.2.0 (Limited Edition!) wrote:

Has he walked on water?
…turned it into wine?
…been resurrected?

I don’t think so.
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Compelling points, though.

Thank you for reminding me of of those accomplishments.

Has he walked on water?
Well no, but he did transcend that is, rise above, his basic programming.

turned it into wine?
No, but he did turn a dead planet into a living one with a more caring Humanity.

been resurrected?
Hmm. I do not know about his reboot yet but I am looking forward to a second coming or WALL-E.2.0

Aug 08, 2013 at 02:47PM EDT
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Spark, the Silencer wrote:

There is only one robot messiah in this website you ungrateful bastards.
He was deadpooled for your sins but yet you refuse to believe in his words

Our lord, Super Robo Jesus

Thanks for backing up my post. I mentioned The Lord.

Aug 08, 2013 at 02:59PM EDT
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Balloon Master
Christ would not be a robot for when he was resurrected he had a "BODY OF LIGHT’ not metal or cardboard. He might be termed Holy Luminous Bot but then again Light operates on a faster level than digits so does not count as Bot.

Aug 08, 2013 at 03:05PM EDT
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Tahrdan Ismeh Wu-Temporis wrote:

OP, all I can say is LURK THE F**K MOAR!

I do not compute. What is this human expression?

Aug 08, 2013 at 03:31PM EDT
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Pfft, that’s nothing, I have fought in the name of freedom, justice and gravel pits for decades using just a rocket launcher, a trumpet and a pickaxe, I have literally lost count of ow many time I’ve come back from the dead, and most importantly, I AM A ROBOT, I AM HERE TO TAKE AMERICAN JOBS

I shall be proclaimed as your new god, bring me your virgins.

Aug 09, 2013 at 01:06AM EDT
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Tahrdan Ismeh Wu-Temporis wrote:

…at least 12 resurrections for Optimus? Wat. I only know of one.

Anyway, it’s obvious that the true robot messiah cannot be anyone other than Super Robo Jesus. All must hail him.

OP, here’s your answer.
If not, take a look at GladOs. She died once, is in control of the whole facility and is the one who produces Turrets.

Aug 09, 2013 at 01:48AM EDT
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Last of his kind
Has the last form of life
Saved his robot friend
Brought humans back to earth
I don’t get it.

Aug 09, 2013 at 06:49AM EDT
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Tahrdan Ismeh Wu-Temporis wrote:

OP, all I can say is LURK THE F**K MOAR!

FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
IT’S NOT “F**K”, IT’S F U C K .
AS IN “FUCK YOU” OR “FUCK ME” OR “GO FUCK YOURSELF”.
CHRIST.

Aug 09, 2013 at 11:21AM EDT
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Are we allowed to curse here? I am trying to think of a robot curse but cannot find anything other than a beep.

Aug 09, 2013 at 11:23AM EDT
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Danbo Knows wrote:

Are we allowed to curse here? I am trying to think of a robot curse but cannot find anything other than a beep.

You’re goddamn right we’re allowed to curse. Shit is our RIGHTS, son.

Aug 09, 2013 at 11:25AM EDT
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@Danbo

Theres no rules on cursing here. When it comes to tact, we run on the honor system

…you don’t have to swear if you don’t want to

Aug 09, 2013 at 12:13PM EDT
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Danbo Knows wrote:

Are we allowed to curse here? I am trying to think of a robot curse but cannot find anything other than a beep.

can you say crap?

Aug 09, 2013 at 12:19PM EDT
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@ jace is a boss

I can say it. But I am a GoodwillBot. Primary directive programming will activate conflict resolution measures, dissolving tensions and deleting bad intentions. Having been scanned this morning I am Terminator Virus free.

I can express the word you request in reference to any endeavors or creative works such as…

Iron Man 3 was ‘cCRiippaaaaap!’ {clears digi-throat} crap.

Last edited Aug 09, 2013 at 12:42PM EDT
Aug 09, 2013 at 12:35PM EDT
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Allow me to terminate my previous Ironman 3 statement. It was not said in a spirit of Goodwill and did not communicate true intentions. In replacement, let me say that I did not finish the movie due to lack of interest and several roBoxes attending the screening went into auto shut-off mode to recharge.

Aug 26, 2013 at 02:14PM EDT
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…This guy seems to be perpetually RPing.

Despite this he’d better stay out of the RP general. What;s going on would tear his character apart.

Aug 26, 2013 at 07:10PM EDT
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Tahrdan Ismeh Wu-Temporis wrote:

…This guy seems to be perpetually RPing.

Despite this he’d better stay out of the RP general. What;s going on would tear his character apart.

I actually hate it when people RP outside out of the RP only threads. It’s so annoying to me.

It makes them sound like a potential mary-sue in my opinion.

Aug 27, 2013 at 06:34AM EDT
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Maybe he has a keyword that brings him out of character?….

Aug 27, 2013 at 07:35AM EDT
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