Once apon a time…
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) was rescueing some cat.
Suddenly he bumped into deadly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
“Whoa I didnt expect to see you here at your house.”
“Yes I come here every tuesday.”
Suddenly, they made love.He put his Sex in her Sex and they had Sex!
They stared ahead .
But they bumped into a ancient skeliton.
“oh no us have twisted ackles " said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
“I believe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is behind this!”
“He is behind an huge crazy plan to enslave ourtown.”
Using a powerfull lazer and praying too it.
“can we stop him?”
Yes, by finding the temporaly clock of satan.
In the ancient cave , hidden in the ocean of doom , opposite the staircase to nania.
…….. There lies a signpost…it will tell you where to go.
“Who are you?”
With that the myseterious invisible voice vanished in a puff of smoke.
“Come now, Hero, we must find and seak our quest to do!”
“Indeed thee must hasten to hawk yonder!”
And with that they left
I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course pretty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and wise-cracking deadly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Smart and clever ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and… and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
I too had heard of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him
But here he stood before me, leaning over and drawing drawings on a whiteboard. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.
And when he spoke, he sounded so… I swooned right in front of him.
“We should defeat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) said.
“I agree,” said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), “but I’m not sure.”
“We can use your new friend,” said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) doesn’t know deadly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that.
“But deadly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is still very inexperienced,” said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), “And I worry about him.”
“Don’t worry,” said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), “I know deadly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can take it on. Trust me on that” And he gave me a wink.
In the corners of my eyes I saw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) stairing first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, he walked away.
I walked after ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and said: “What’s wrong?”
“Nutting” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) said but I didn’t believe him.
“No seriously, you can tell me, I’m really good at picking up on these things.”
“You’re right, you’re really good at picking up on those things,” said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and sighed. He then said: “You know my past, right?”
I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: “yes.”
“Well, it… it… makes it hard for me to make connections with people.” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) said. A single tear rolled down his cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was.
“And I feared,’ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) said, ’that when I saw you talk and awke at ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) like that, that you may… you may no longer find me that interesting?”
“But I do!”
‘And without you, I don’t know if the world is still worth saving," ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) said with a sniffle, “how can I defeat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) if you won’t be with me?”
“Well, uh, I didn’t think you’d like me that much,” I said blushing manly.
But then, then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?
They left ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’s car(A luxery honda landrover jeep Volkswagen mini with climate control, extra ABS, on green energy sources) and they stood before the place ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) had been amassing her forces. It was the gateway to hell. And finally they got confirmation for what they had been expected all along… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)…. was satan!(Also known as Lucyifer, or the moaning star)
But that did not deter him. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) could press on and 70 seeing his courage, his friends too found the strenght in themselves to push themselves to the limit for him.
But then they heard a loud noise, like the stamping of feet or like a bad car engine or when they try and make the ground flat enough so they can build a side-walk. All around them, demons appeared!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) had them. And ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) knew that what she was going to do with them, it wasn’t going to be pretty!or involve much clothing!
or suitable for children!
But then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) saw shining wings sprouting from his bottom. Where had once been the golden and silver tattooes, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) had wings!(( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) was upset ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lost the tattoos though, it hurt him bad. But ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) knew sacrifices had to be made)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) spread them out before him and stretched them.There was silence all around as ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did so They were at least 4 meters in windspan.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) then turned to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). She gawked in awe at him. It was a power she had not seen before.
“This power,” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) said, “This power is… I have never… seen… such power.”
Even ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) looked in awe at him. And then she said what everyone (including him) had been thinking but didn’t dare to say: “You’re an… you’re an… an…”
“Say it, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) said” “Tell the truth, I can take it!” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) said as ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) felt the burning nerves in his body floating in his stomach.
“An Angel,” said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in absolute and utter awe. “THis I… I never have seen before”
deadly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) were just as much in awe. Though with deadly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) knew it was because he just loved him so much. When ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) looked in his eyes, it was like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) was drowing in a puddle of the deepest of colours. When he takes him every evening, ravages his wheeping cock. And every night he asks him, “Are you truly from heaven” as his leaky hose lays there, resting from a long and hard struggle. Now he knew the answer. And deep inside of him, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) was happy. Happy that he could finally have him as how ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) am, not what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pretended to be.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) stretched his wings further and light came from beneath them, surrounding everyone in the luminating light. The demons had to hide their horrible feces beneath their wings as not to be blidned by the beauty of his light.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fell down on her knees and raised her arms in prayer: “Oh god, let me live. Let me be a part of the light again@”
And ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) looked down upon him and took out a katana that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) had been carrying on his back all this time and with one quick sweep ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) cut ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) head clean off. In intimidation, all demons also lost their heads. Before them the portal exploded in rays of light and blue and greens and cyans. It was a wonderous spectacle to behold!
deadly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ran into his arms and whispered naughty things in his ear. That was what they were going to do tonight, after they’re back and rested a bit. Then he would bang him so deep, his rod would come out the other side. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) was looking forward to it.
Then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) was crowned king of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) would live many many lives after this one.