OK what the fuck. “Eggman stopped chasing around blue rodents and now dedicated himself to his boo.” Does the hack who wrote this not realize hedgehogs belong to the order Erinaceomorpha and not the order Rodentia? How can I fap to such biologically inaccurate smut?
Oh fuck, Sorry sloth, I accidentally down-voted you. I made up for it with positive karma on your other posts.
Just leaving this one here…
10/10 bidonked my badonk