A song about Fatzo the cat to the tune of Piano man.
Fatzo’s song
Dinner
It's nine o'clock on a Caturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's a lol cat sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin
He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger cat's clothes."
la la la, di da da
La la, di di da da dum
Chorus:
Play us a song, you're the piano cat
Play us off tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us all feelin' all right
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drink for free
And he's quick with a joke and he'll light up your smoke
But there's some place that he'd rather be
He says, "Fatzo, I think this is killing me."
As his smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a youtube star
If I could get out of this place"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Now Paul is a Know Your Meme user
Who never had time for a life
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's from Aberteifi
And probably will be for life
And the waitress is practicing memetics
As the oil drill owner gets owned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone
Chorus
Play us a song you're the piano cat
Play us off tonight
well we're all in the mood for a melody
and you got us all feeling alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a Caturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about their life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a pussycat
And the croud all start to cheer
And they sit at the bar and put milk in my jar
And say, "Fat, what are you doin' here?"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Chorus:
Play us a song you're the piano cat
Play us off tonight
well we're all in the mood for a melody
and you got us all feeling alright